Supergirl Meets the Fantastic Four

Author: John Feer
Time to Read:80min
Added Date:4/23/2026
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Tags: BatgirlBatmanLinda DanversSupergirlSupermanThe Prankster

Supergirl, Batgirl, Linda Danvers, Batman, Superman, Alfred the Butler, The Prankster etc etc are all copywritten and trademarked by Warner Communications Inc. Doctor Doom, the Fantastic Four, Spiderman etc are all owned by Marvel Entertainment Inc. This story is vaguely based on Fantastic Four #6 "Captives of the Deadly Duo" by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. No Superheroines were harmed in the production of this free and semi-satiric work of fan fiction.

Prologue:

Why could she feel that cool tantalizing breeze through the window?

She was Supergirl after all, the Maid of Might....mere earthly breezes couldn't stir her.

Maid of Might, Made of Might...maiden, that word again, the whole world thought of her as an eternal fresh blonde virgin, sunny untouched untouchable.

Supergirl stirred in her bed, fretful and unhappy.

Nobody understood, a girl has needs, especially a Supergirl.

She was a woman first and a super heroine second, nineteen summers old, young ripe, warm, soft and oh so ready.

The breeze impudently danced over her body.

Supergirl sighed in frustration..."Alone again" she murmured to herself - those flapping windows though, were driving her crazy.

Kara rose like a ghost from her sumptuous four poster bed and padded towards the huge windows. She was wearing a sexy blue sheer lace trimmed nightie, blue with her trademark red and gold s-shield icon sewn over one impertinent young breast.

That breeze ruffled the edge of her dress, it felt wonderful against her long bare shapely legs, her hair was tousled by the teasing breeze. Drowsily, she made to close the windows and resume her unquiet slumber. Supergirl paused though, a shadow fell across the moon, the room felt unaccountably cold all of sudden.

"I can feel the cold but why?" thought the Maid of Might torpidly.

Still the mighty female stared out the window as if entranced. There was a mocking little patch of mist out on the veranda...grey and stagnant.

What was that!!!??? Supergirl spun around so hard that her nightgown twirled up oh so briefly revealing that she wasn't wearing panties that night.

She could've sworn she heard someone chuckling mirthlessly.

Silently our heroine spun around, thet pach of mist was growing and thickening, Kara squinted uncharacteristically, she couldn't see anything clearly,,,One thing was for sure, it was close.

The roomed seemed to gasp and moan and suddenly there before her six feet tall and glaring at Supergirl like a hungry wolf was...Dracula!

Kara's mouth formed a round sensual "o" of surprise.

Wait a minute - how did she know that he was Dracula?

"Because virgins always know who I am when I am nigh" said a deep quiet voice in the Girl of Steel's head.

That commanding tone set her coochee all a'throb!

He was so...handsome. long dark hair, full pouting lips, a face chiseled as if by an artist...he stared at her like she was naked or something!

Boldly the Lord of the Undead Stepped forward, "My Princess" he murmured sweetly.

Supergirl knees felt weak, she thought she was standing her ground against a known menace but in fact she was gazing up at Dracula with big quivering puppy dog eyes.

"I-I w-won't submit" stammered the Maid of Might who raised her fists half heartedly.

Dracula smiled mirthlessly and enveloped Supergirl in his embrace.

A warm sleepy scent of lillies filled the room, Kara's eyes rocked and she felt the most delicious weakness throughout her nubile young body.

Slowly, achingly Vampire King lowered The Girl of Steel's left shoulder strap exposing her pink erect nipple. With the skill of a virtuoso Dracula's long delicate fingers began playing with her engorged teat.

It felt wonderful Supergirl's head lolled back as ripples of pleasure surged through her young fit body.

"N-no..." she groaned.

"Yes!" hissed the Monster triumphantly.

Vaguely she could feel his other hand gathering up the hem of her long nightie and slowly pulling it up and up.

She was Supergirl wasn't she?

Some handsome monster just couldn't come along and strip her half naked, Supergirl was strong she could stop him.

But she didn't.

Kara sighed as her her wondrously moist cooch was exposed to the cool night air.

Dracula's head nuzzled at Kara's exposed neck, in a transport of ecstasy, the mighty heroine thrust out her pelvis as the vampire insinuated his finger into her soft womanly nook.

With an experience born of a thousand despoiled virgins the Lord of the Undead gently teasingly flicked at Supergirl's clitoris, wave after wave of perfectly timed sexual joy lapped through the alleged Girl of Steel.

"Ah...Supergirl, you are MINE now" purred Dracula "I will drink your warm virgin's blood and become immortal and Superhuman!"

Supergirl could feel his sharp incisors tracing along her exposed vulnerable neck , her arms rested limply by her sides, her eyes were half lidded she looked and felt drugged.

"N-no mustn't submit" she gasped weakly.

"Submit you will!" Exulted Dracula who gave the powerless heroine a little nippy bite "No virgin can resist me! You will be My Bride, My Slave My Plaything!"

And with that Dracula buried his fang deep into Supergirl's white alabaster neck.

"Arrgh! Augh!" groaned the Kryptonian Kutie she could feel the fangs penetrating her drawing out her golden blood drawing away her strength and vitality...and it felt SO GOOD!

From her long denied loins a mighty rush was felt surging up Supergirl's supple body, a super orgasm washed over the helpless heroine!

"YES! TAKE MEE-EEE!!!" gasped Supergirl "Take my hot virginal body!!!!"

She lashed her head upwards in a transport of sheer sexual triumph.

The room was glowing!

It sure was bright up there on the ceiling.

Didn't Dracula have a problem with bright sunlight?

Why were there birds chirping?

Where was Dracula? Why wasn't she sopping with her own virginal blood?

"LIN-DA Darling!" cried out Edna Danvers from the kitchen "get up you'll be LATE!"

Linda Danvers (AKA Supergirl) threw herself back in her four poster suburban bed, her neck untouched and clad not in a elegant sheer nightgown but a white baby-doll.

It was, as usual, all a dream!

Of course, it was still a special dream as the disguised crimefighter climbed out of bed, she'd awoken with two fingers deeply buried in her sopping pussy!

"Great Scott!" thought Linda as she padded to the bathroom "This is what I get for watching Bela Lugosi in Return of the Vampire on the late show last night"

That Night, in Gotham City...

Supergirl was in agony, and worst than that, she was vexed!

She was strapped down to an operating table in the Penguin's criminal lair with green kryptonite manacles immobilizing her dainty wrists and trim ankles.

Try as she might, Supergirl couldn't break free!

The kryptonite stole her strength away even as it slowly killed her!

The pain from the alien mineral was almost indescribable, like thousands of white hot needles coursing through her bloodstream. Still she strained with all her depleted might...her lovely alabaster flesh taking on a ghastly emerald hue.

It had all started so innocently!

She'd flown to Gotham City to assist Batgirl in arresting the Penguin who'd been up to his usual bird based crimes, all of which had be perpetrated via some new and decidedly un-Penguin like gadgetry.

Their stake out went awry when the Avian Arch-villian turned on the Potent Pair and gassed them into submission.

Supergirl was mortified, she a superhuman brought low by mere knockout gas!

Indeed the Cagy Bird had easily captured "The World's Finest Lady's Auxiliary" (as the tabloids had dubbed the Batgirl-Supergirl team) with a cloud kryptonite enhanced chloroform gas. Where he had obtained such a unique anesthetic hybrid bid on becoming the last question to ever roll around Supergirl's pretty head!

"Rao all the villains will try it now" she thought ruefully as she tugged at her bonds.

The Pompous Master of Fowl Play, stood off to one side, enjoying the spectacle put on by the captive heroine.

"Waaawk!" he murmured.

Vainly the Girl of Steel thrust her proud tits up into the air, she just couldn't slip her hands free, those manacles were just too tight!!

"Where did the PENGUIN of all people get all this super scientific hardware??" thought the heroine wildly "From what Batgirl tells me, its not his standard M.O.!!"

Heplessly Kara stared across the Penguin's Lair, Batgirl was locked in a clearly plexiglass cube deprived of her utility purse and strangely enough her boots.

Her hands were free though, an ugly tribute to the Penguin's confidence in his trap.

It was a totally smooth big enough to stand up in but with no discernible openings...Lord knows, the barefoot Daredoll had searched her cell thoroughly.

Batgirl noticed one other thing, it was getting stuffy in her cube and warm too.

"No air?' thought the Darknight Damsel "Maybe he wants to see me asphyxiated?"

Both heroines gave it other a forlorn look - this could be their finish!!

Penguin took a deep shuddering breath, Supergirl's gyrations were truly a sight to behold.

Nevertheless, the Villain waddled over to a nearby control panel and gave a rheostat a little push.

The effect on Batgirl was well...electric!

Arcs of lightning shot across the cube's floor sending shocks up the Caped Crimefightress' long shapely legs.

"YEOW!" howled Batgirl who hopped and jiggled in an inadvertent effort to avoid electrocution.

"Dance for me Batgirl!" groaned Penguin orgiastically "As you sweat in that hot box the moisture will ground you so thoroughly you'll be electrocuted...but SLOWLY!!"

Penguin stepped back to survey Batgirl's leaping and cavorting, every time her toes touched the floor she received a nasty burning shock. It go worse as her natural tendency to perspire kicked in!

"In a few minutes I'll be a cooked Bat!" she thought wildly.

Penguin though, was having the time of his miserable life!

Batgirl's big titties were flopping around outragously as she "danced" to the crackling tune of slow electrocution! The Dominoed Daredoll's exquisitely groomed feet were getting blistered from the constant shocks.

"Ohhh OW OW ARRGGHHHH!!!" wailed the Midnight Maiden her "dance moves" were taking on a desperate tinge!

Penguin could tell that his distaff nemesis had taken ballet as a child she'd reflexively gone up on tip-toe, thrown some pirouettes and dainty spins into her "electro-death agony".

The Cagey Bird, being a corrupt fetishist, thoroughly approved of the cherry red toe-nail polish favored by Batgirl.

He sighed happily.

"Rao what IS IT about the Penguin and Batgirl's feet?? He is ALWAYS stealing her boots and putting her in some freaky foot peril!" thought the Maid of Might.

"I haven't forgotten about You Supergirl" announced the Penguin who never took his eyes off the Caped Crimefightess' torment "But Batgirl's death throes are a special moment for me, don't worry I've already cut a deal with Lex Luthor for your corpse...he wants to dissect you that freak!!!"

"I have nice feet, I color and varnish my toe-nails...Dick Malverne is always saying that I have cute toes, why can't I get a rise out of Penguin?!" pouted the Kryptonian Kutie to herself.

"Waaarrrgghhhh" murmured the Feathered Fiend who never took his beady little eyes off The Caped Cutie's dancing toes.

Kara renewed her struggles and snarled "When I get my hands on you Penguin..." she gasped in pain her whole body was turning an awful and fatal shade of green!

Sweat bathed the Maid of Might's curvy body, her muscles felt like mush and her head was spinning but she had to escape - for Batgirl!

Penguin for his part, kept backing up to take in the whole of Batgirl's death. Being a pompous ass to the core he copped a faux aristocratic pose with his hands and deadly trademark umbrella clasped behind his back.

The Avian Arch villain didn't see that he was mere inches away from Supergirl's operating table.

The Maid of Steel suddenly realized, Penguin's tricky Umbrella was just within reach of her left had if she just relaxed and stretched out a bit.

The pain though, was agonizing!

But poor Batgirl was bopping around that plexiglass eletrocution chamber like a masked go-go dancer-she couldn't last too much longer!

Supergirl cleared her mind of all worries and woes, her breathing became silent and purposeful, her left hand snaked out just and inch or two, her cruel manacles would permit her no more.

"That's it Penguin keep watching Barbara's tiny sexy bare feet...keep staring you FREAK!" thought the Maid of Might.

Her delicate fingers flexed and probed and then...SNATCH!

With a careful jerk Supergirl seized the Penguin's prize umbrella, a quick scan with her faltering super vision singled out the tiny button marked "G".

"Hope it's G for Gas" wished the heroine and before Penguin could even spin around she discharged a cloud in the astonished Bird-felon's face!

"Waarrgh!" squawked the Penguin who promptly folded up like a cheap suit and fell to the floor in an unconscious heap!

Unfortunately, that gas was also the aforementioned chloro-kryptonite hybrid...the sickly greenish vapors drifted over Supergirl's still bound body causing her renewed sleepy throes!

Kara held her breath to negate the anesthetic qualities of the gas as she frantically fumbled with the villian's trademark tricky umbrella.

"How does this Rao-damned thing work?!!" groaned Supergirl inwardly,.

She saw a button marked L,"Hope it's L for laser beam!" thought the Heroine.

ZAP! It WAS a laser beam, which shattered one of her Kryptonite manacles freeing her impossibly shaply leg.

Quickly Supergirl used the umbrella's laser feature to free her trapped limbs and then with a painful stagger she slip off the operating table free but much weakened with Kryptonite exposure.

What was worse, heavy particles from that k-gas had settled on her tight fitting costume, the Maid of Might had never felt so weak and helpless in her life!

"I-I've got to f-free Batgirl!" gritted the Kryptonian Kutie.

The Masked Maiden for her part was executing an adorable little stutter-step by the plexiglass front of her prison, from what Kara could see she was drawing on that transparent wall.

She took two staggering steps toward's Batgirl's prison summoning her reserves of strength to tear open Batgirl's plexiglass killing chamber.

"H-hold on Batgirl! I'm coming!" gasped the weakened Blonde Blockbuster.

Supergirl was frightened, she wasn't sure she had the strength to break open her fellow heroine's deathtrap...the Kryptonite impregnated in her uniform was making her feel as weak as kitten!

Which is when the Penguin's Nest was rent by a loud explosion! Supergirl was actually almost bowled over by the blast.

Simultaneously, the front of the Dominoed Daredoll's prison blew off, and the masked maiden Leapt through to freedom!

Supergirl was bent over in agony gripping her knees with her hands and breathing hoarsely.

"Batgirl?? H-how did you do it??" gasped Kara.

Painfully the injured heroine limped over to Supergirl "I forgot.." she blushed "I left a tube of my special explosive lipstick jammed up my glove, Penguin never thought to look when he swiped my utility purse."

Supergirl smiled wanly "You have explosive lipstick?"

Batgirl turned to retrieve her boots and utility purse from a nearby examining table.

"Of course doesn't every heroine?" said the Midnight Maid.

Supergirl gave Penguin a quick once over, "He is out like a light" already her super senses were returning such that she could hear police back up closing in on the building.

"The Police are coming I think we are done when they find all this loot..." began Supergirl whose head still swam from her earlier kryptoniting.

"They'll arrest Penguin - he is already wanted on a dozen other charges" finished Batgirl.

The Darknight Damsel slipped a comforting arm around Supergirl's waist "Dearie lets get you out of here" she said solicitously.

"M-my costume there is still k-kryptonite traces!" muttered the Girl of Steel numbly.

"I know sweetie, I know!" murmured the Midnight Maiden solicitously "Big Sister will care of it!"

Painfully the two heroines limped out of the room.

Ten Minutes Later behind a Chimney on the Roof:

Batgirl sat with her shapely legs crossed whistling the theme to "Thunderball" to herself as she carefully zapped minute kryptonite particles off Supergirl's now vacant costume with her special Bat-micro-laser torch.

"Is it ready yet?" quavered a small voice from behind the chimney.

"Almost!" sang out Batgirl in a nonchalant tone.

The Masked Maid kept zapping away at the Kryptonite traces like she hadn't a care in the world.

"You aren't getting cold are you?" teased Batgirl gently.

"I don't feel the cold" answered Supergirl's tiny vexed voice from the dark.

"This is SO humiliating!" whined Supergirl.

"Happens to us all" deadpanned Batgirl.

"Yeah...right!" snorted the Kryptonian Kutie.

"There all done!" announced the Dominoed Daredoll.

"Well? C'mon sweetie nobody can see you up here!" coaxed Batgirl.

Blushing with shame the Mighty Supergirl walked out into the Gotham moonlight clad only in a wispy white lace bra and blue lace edged panties.

She used her hands to cover up her bust and cooch in the most adorable fashion possible.

Batgirl applauded and said "Cute Undies where did you get them?"

She presented Supergirl with her costume with a flourish.

"I got them on sale..." Supergirl's voice trailed off as she pulled her costume over her head.

I think I got it all!" Batgirl announced grandly "Its not glowing green and I get a zero reading from my Batgeiger counter!"

"Well..." reflected the embarrassed Maid of Might "If I fall over in a faint you'll know for sure!"

Batgirl winked by way of response and turned her attention to her own poor abused feet.

Supergirl had by now poured herself into her tight fitting costume, gave the skirt a modest little tug and proclaimed it free of all Kryptonite.

She gazed at Batgirl's battered tootsies with concern.

Don't you do a thing!" she warned "Let me dispose of that Kryptonite downstairs and then I'm coming back here to clean and dress those burns properly!"

The Darknight Damsel smirked slightly "What makes you such an expert on burns!?"

"Three years in the Midvale Girl Scouts thats what!" answered Supergirl as she rose triumphantly into the air.

"I had to ask!" laughed Batgirl.

The Same Roof Twenty Minutes Later:

"Batgirl for heaven's sake don't worry! The Police gathered up the Kryptonite, locked it a lead case and conveniently looked the other way when I tossed it into the sun!" said Supergirl who was now on her knees bandaging the superficial wounds on Batgirl's trim well groomed feet.

The two heroines were up on a nearby roof nursing their injuries or rather Batgirl's blistered toes.

"Thank God you put the snatch on his umbrella Kara that gave me my chance" opined Batgirl.

Supergirl smiled and expertly bandaged Batgirl's feet having cleaned and treated them with a potent anti-infection lotion from out the Darknight Damsel's utility purse.

The Moon was up though the night still young. Batgirl sat back on a low chimney and sighed contentedly as her injured feet were expertly tended to by the mighty Supergirl.

A wistful look stole over the Midnight Maiden's lovely face "God look at us" she said "Out on some roof chasing crooks when we ought to be out getting chased by men!"

Supergirl smiled, said nothing and kept bandaging Batgirl's foot.

"You at least ought to be in the backseat of a Chevy getting it stiff and strong from the Captain of the Football Team!" needled Batgirl gently.

Kara blushed deep red and looked up at her friend with an embarrassed smile.

"Actually I'm not...I mean I like boy's but I've never..." she trailed off.

Batgirl was amazed!

"Supergirl??!!" she wailed with mock severity "Do you mean to tell me you are still a virgin!!! A classy chick like you!!!!??"

"Aww Batgirl..." began Kara.

The Dominoed Daredoll came to her feet and pulled Supergirl erect she fixed her blonde friend with a wary eye "I'm teamed up with a-a-a- NICE GIRL!?" she whispered.

"Um well yeah..." said the Maid of Steel who stared at her own boots.

"Kara why didn't you say so?" teased Batgirl "I could set you up on a blind date with Green Arrow?"

Supergirl looked at her friend in mock horror "Eeewwww! Green Arrow with that beard of his? He looks like Maynard G. Krebs!"

The heroines laughed easily together.

The Masked Maiden bent over to painfully pulling her boots back on, Supergirl turned and looked towards the moon a subtle mood stole over her.

"Y'know when it happens, when I let a guy take it..I want it mean something...it should be be poetic maybe with someone tragic..." the Girl of Steel's voice trailed off wistfully.

Batgirl had her boots on by now she took a step and winced slightly..."That will have to do for now" she announced.

Indeed no sooner did the Distaff Defender speak up then the fabled Bat-signal could be seen projected onto a twilight cloud formation.

The Caped Crimefightress sighed "A Superheroine's work is never done" she lamented.

Supergirl walked over and wrapped an arm around Batgirl's slim waist "Need a lift sister?" she asked flippantly.

"Best offer I'm gonna get tonight." responded the Cowled Cutie.

Together they rose into the Gotham night like a pair of avenging angels...which of course, they were.

GPD Headquarters...two minutes later:

"Batgirl and Supergirl! You two ladies are the answer to a battered law-man's prayers!" said Police Commissioner Gordon (Who as ALL comic book fans know is Batgirl's father, she being in reality Barbara Gordon an allegedly shy and demure librarian).

The two heroines stood in the Commissioner's office blushing a bit under his heartfelt praise.

"I'm particularly glad to see YOU Supergirl" he continued "The Metropolis Police Department had heard you were sighted in Gotham and asked me to forward this to you".

Gordon handed Kara a short telex note.

"What does it say?" asked Batgirl her formidable feminine curiosity aroused.

Supergirl grimaced slightly "The Prankster has broken out of prison and has gone to ground in New York City, they want me to fly up and there and capture him!"

Supergirl looked nonplussed at the news, which was strange, normally crook catching filled her with the pleasures of the hunt.

Batgirl was confused.

Gordon finally broke the ice " Hrruph!...er...l I can't say I think much of the MPD's tardiness, Oswald Loomis alias Prankster escaped two days ago! Clearly valuable time was wasted trying to contact Superman!"

"He is off world with the J.L.A." added Kara in a resigned tone.

"With Batman too" added Batgirl.

"I've also received word that this Loomis character may in the company of an international super criminal named Victor von Doom!" said the Commissioner.

"That guy? I'm convinced he is one who sold Penguin all those gadgets!" noted the Midnight Maiden.

"That jibes with our information Batgirl" agreed the Commissioner.

A pall fell over the room, now they had a line on the recent spate of super technological crimes in Gotham.

Gordon pulled himself together "What is worse, King Tut has just broken out of Arkham, we need someone to corral him before he can start dickering with this Dr. Doom!"

Batgirl concealed her disappointment, she was hoping to make this a two-fer with Kara.

Supergirl squared her shoulders and shook The Dominoed Daredoll's hand "We'll have to split up and handle these cases separately" announced the Kryptonian Kutie.

Gordon shook Kara's hand effusively "The only advise I can offer you is look up my old friend Reed Richards in the Baxter Building...he has tangled with this Doom character before".

The Maid of Steel raised one finger to her lips "Isn't he the head of the Fantastic Four?"

"Yes I believe so" answered Gordon.

"With with a name like that they've got to be good" opined the Girl of Tomorrow who waved goodbye and leapt out the window.

Gordon watched her lovely form fly away and breathed "There goes the Second Bravest Girl in the whole world!"

Batgirl looked around frantically and said "Daddy! Hush!"

Gordon smiled indulgently as Batgirl slipped out the window with a wave of her own intent on tracking down King Tut before the "Tonight Show" started.

The Upper Atmosphere, over the East Coast:

Supergirl was nonplussed "They ALWAYS drag their feet whenever Superman's unavailable! Its like they think I'm not up to the job!" thought the heroine as she flew towards New York.

"The Prankster is strictly amateur night in Dixie I could've caught him before lunchtime!" she ruminated.

"Oh well" thought the Maid of Might "I'll just have to work harder to prove myself!"

The lights of New York came up on the horizon Supergirl smiled in spite of her disquiet.

After all. she truly loved tracking down crooks, even third rate kiddie clowns like the Prankster.

The Baxter Building, a few moments later...

As it turns out, Supergirl rarely ever visited New York. She'd been there to collect her special certificate of police authority from the General Assembly of the U.N. and then for her ticker-tape parade after Superman announced her existence to the world. Other than that, she never been a big presence in the Big Apple.

"I should have a card business card printed up" she thought as she alighted in front of the Baxter Building "Supergirl: Professional Superheroine. Midvale, Metropolis, The Arctic and the 30th Century".

But of course, even if Supergirl wasn't a player in NYC, she could still draw an appreciative crowd in almost any circumstances.

Quickly the Maid of Steel was surrounded by Gothamites who solicited her for autographs, asked her out on dates and kibbitzed the famed heroine with gusto.

All smiles the Girl of Steel made her way over to the Baxter Building's deco entrance, she waved and grinned for the tourist cameras and was ushered into the Baxter Building with a flourish by the uniformed doorman.

"Such a face!" trilled one passerby.

"Oy but dat skirt!" said another.

"Yeah whut can yuh do" reflected a third "Kids today with their Beatles and jitterbugging".

Inside the Baxter Building's security guards were in the process of locking in up for the night.

Supergirl made her way over to the tallest and most imposing guard and put on her best "Patty Duke schoolgirl face" (A bemused slightly helpless look that had gotten our heroine into the Pentagon on two time urgent occasions).

"Um gee I'm new in town and I need to talk to Reed Richards" she said in the breathy little voice.

"Boy!" boomed the guard "you super types sure keep odd hours!"

"Gosh we sure do!" answered Kara in a syrupy voice.

"Maybe its best you take the elevator young lady" smirked the guard "Spiderman dropped by last week and got into a wailin' fight with Ben Grimm!"

Supergirl put on an innocent and confused face "Gee whiz I'd better be careful!" she peeped.

"Not to worry! Just take the private elevator over there, just punch the fourth floor button four times and you will go right up...its a security measure to maintain the Fantastic Four's privacy!"

Supergirl was so intent on her act, and her interlocutor was so intent on chatting up a famous blonde heroine, that neither of them saw a scruffy looking janitor who furtively eased his way out of the building.

He had a gap toothed grin and a handlebar moustache.

"Supergirl is here?! that is PERFECT! Wait til I tell Doom!" he thought to himself as he hurried down the street to a fateful rendezvous.

Meanwhile, back in the Baxter Building's lobby the most powerful girl on earth meekly boarded a public elevator and went up to the penthouse shared by the famous Fantastic Four!

The guards locked up and exited the building much impressed with themselves for dealing with the famous Supergirl so matter of factly.

Inside the elevator Kara all but guffawed "I'll NEVER life it down!" she thought "The Mighty Supergirl taking an elevator! Well...that guard was right about one thing, from what I've read these New York based heroes seem to get into a lot of accidental fistfights. Maybe a low key approach is best!"

Supergirl hummed brightly to herself as the Elevator slowly made its way upwards.

Meanwhile...in the Penthouse...

"I'm gonna KILL THAT FLAMIN' BRAT!" howled Ben Grimm, aka "The Thing", the monstrous muscle of the famed Fantastic Four.

He was presently chasing his young confrere Johnny "The Human Torch" Storm down a hallway after the frantic teen short sheeted the Thing's specially reinforced bed.

And used his powers to create living flame to fuse the door of Ben Grimm's room shut!

Off in a corner, Sue "The Invisible Girl" Storm was weeping uncontrollably because her younger brother had crisped her only glossy color photo of the Sub Mariner...a super villain she'd had a not so subtle crush on for a while.

Sue cried a lot...it went with the territory.

Reed "Mister Fantastic" Richards Sue's nominal fiancee' was using his super stretching abilities the only way he knew how, to restrain Ben before destroyed the Penthouse in his rage to get Johnny!

"Reed I wanna go to Miami!" whined Sue.

"Reed whipped his head around as he wrapped Ben up in his super stretchable arms and legs "MIAMI! Good God Sue I've told you a hundred times NO SEA SIDE VACATIONS!!!" howled the put upon scientist.

"You're a BRUTE!" screamed Sue who became invisible to show her indignation.

Ben meanwhile was flexing ineffectively trying to escape Reed's coils!

"Lemme at him! I'll put out dat human zippo!!!" he snarled.

Johnny meanwhile had escaped into the penthouse foyer, his ugly adolescent giggles could be heard all over the floor.

"I"M GONNA KILL THAT LITTLE BASTARD!" shouted Ben.

"Reed I'm giving you back your ring and joining the PEACE CORPS!" shouted Sue's disembodied voice.

"Aw can't you jerks take a joke?!" needled Johnny.

"Saint Adlai help me!" gasped Reed whose pliable body was stretched to the limit in an attempt to hold Ben back.

"DING!"

The elevator opened and out into the Reception Area of the Fantastic Four's rooftop headquarters stepped the one and only Supergirl.

And lo! Young Johnny Storm was instantly in love! (for only the third time that month!)

"Say Dreamstuff what is cute number like you doing in the dump like this?" asked Johnny with all the subtlety of an H-Bomb.

Supergirl was polite but perplexed "I didn't know Johnny Storm was retarded" she thought "So nice of the Fantastic Four to give him a job!"

"Um I'm here to speak with Mr. Reed Richards?" began Kara tentatively.

That old coot!" snarked Johnny "Listen he is taking his regular nap he won't be up til Thursday why don't we kill some time in my new TR-3 Sportster!"

Supergirl kept a straight face "Is that a fast car, or is that what it says on the side of the matchbox?" she asked innocently.

"Fast car fast driver you-bet...awwwkkk!" the Torch had been suddenly shoved out of the way by the Thing who'd crept up behind him with surprising stealth.

Ben Grimm smiled as best he could through his durable rock-like hide, he was by all human standards a hideous golem of man.

"Don't listen to this little Pipsqueak kiddo" he japed "we keep him around for those times we are outa lighter fluid".

"Awww...." stammered Johnny.

"Who is yer new friend -ain't you gonna introduce us?" rumbled the Monster with a Soul.

"I'm Supergirl!" announced Kara who stuck her out hand in friendship "I hope you've heard of me I've sure heard of you all!"

The Maid of Might looked Ben Grimm, that misshapen monster straight in the eye without flinching-Ben liked her immediately!

The Thing shook her hand warmly "Don't mind the kid, even the best remedial programs have their washouts!"

"Hey!" whined Johnny who was incensed at being pushed right out of the conversation.

Meanwhile, Sue Storm had padded into the room on invisible little cat's feet. Supergirl of course with her super senses could immediately detect her heartbeat, so she knew the famous Invisible Girl was listening.

Kara smiled, nobody had hit her yet or stood spread legged swearing a violent oath of just retribution, her visit was starting off well!

She couldn't know that Sue was thoroughly disgusted.

"HUMPH!" thought the Distaff Member of the Famed Quartet "I'll be this is another teenybopper who wants to find out if MY REED can stretch ALLl his appendages!!"

"What brings ya to th' Big Apple?" asked the Thing.

" I'm actually here on business..." continued Supergirl.

"Some school girl waltzes in her CLAIMING to be some cow-town superheroine so Ben and Johnny just have to chat her up!!!" she fumed.

"Oh such a classless HUSSY!" thought Sue "I hate that skirt and the brazen way she is looking at Johnny!"

Sue Storm rendered herself visible quite suddenly at Ben's side "Is this the FAMOUS Supergirl - oh how sweet!" sang out the Invisible Girl in an insufferably sweet tone.

All the while she was looking daggers at the Maid of Might.

Kara smiled blandly and shook Sue's hand "What is this damsel's problem?" she thought.

"Soooo Supergirl, why are you in New York?" asked Sue with deceptive friendliness.

Kara was uncertain how to deal with the older woman's evident jealousy and dislike "Um I'm looking for clues as to the whereabouts of an old foe of mine Oswald Loomis, the Prankster...I thought the Fantastic Four could help?" asked the heroine.

Ben, Sue and Johnny all chuckled together, they'd never heard of a super-villain with a goofy name like "The Prankster".

"Oh but he is supposed to have teamed up with someone called Victor von Doom!" continued the Heroine "Dr. Doom? What a silly name" Supergirl thought to herself.

The Three stiffened at the sound of that malevolent monicker.

Which is when Reed Richards aka "Mr. Fantastic" made his belated entrance.

He greeted Supergirl warmly and complimented her for deftly thwarting Lex Luthor's latest plot.

By now you could've warmed a pot of tea on Sue Storm's blazing head!

Reed ushered Supergirl into his fabulous penthouse lab whilst Johnny, Ben and a thoroughly jealous Sue Storm trailed behind.

"No I'm sorry Supergirl we don't keep crime files here...if Dr. Doom has a fresh associate its all new to us!" apologized the scientist.

"No files?" asked the Maid of Steel quizzically "But how do you keep track of your antagonists?"

Ben Grimm laughed mirthlessly "we don't need too, they usually come find us!"

Supergirl was crestfallen she was hoping for some inside info on Dr. Doom's latest scheme.

Sue saw her advantage, she bustled over to Kara's side "Sorry we couldn't help you Supergirl if we hear anything about the Prankster we'll be in touch..."

"Well I..." begin Supergirl.

"If you are staying overnight try the Statler" needled Sue.

"Oh I couldn't get a room there, I'm only 19!" blurted out the Maid of Steel.

Johnny's eyes lit up shamelessly "An Older Woman!" he thought in triumph.

"Hey at least stay for dinner!" he piped.

"Oh no I couldn't.." said Kara.

Just then, the building shook and rattled and then the landscape in the picture window began to recede!

Slowly and smoothly the great skyscraper began to rise off it's foundation and zoom into the air.

The shock forced everyone to their knees momentarily except of course for the Girl of Steel.

Reed looked around wildly "The building it-its moving straight up!" he shouted.

"We're goin' faster and higher!" bleated the Human Torch.

"Supergirl!" scolded Sue "What do you know about this??!!"

The Maid of Might kept her fabled composure she put her hands behind her back in a humble gesture and said to no one in particular "I guess this is par for the course in New York".

Reed bolted over to the plate glass window "We are now thousands of feet above the city and going higher! At this rate we've got only minutes before the Baxter Building reaches the upper atmosphere" he observed sagely.

Supergirl glanced upwards, a high tech rocket plane of some type was literally towing the Baxter Building into space. The spacecraft was lead shielded as usual, but Kara had a good idea nonetheless as to who was aboard that evil vehicle!

Which is when every TV monitor in the joint snapped on as if by magic revealing the expressionless metallic face of Dr. Doom!

He sounded almost happy.

"Greetings to my soon to be deceased opponents! I've planted a small magnetic grabber somewhere in the Baxter Building, the limitless power of magnetism allows me to tow this edifice into space where I shall send it onto a collision course with the sun!" intoned the Demented Latverian Monarch.

"Yappy sort of a cuss...he must bore his opponents into submission" thought Supergirl.

Suddenly a round ridiculous face pushed into the camera range, repleat with handlebar moustache and gap toothed grin it was the infamous Prankster!

"Cooeee! Supergirl...come and get me you stupid TRAMP Yer cousin would've caught me days ago you dopey schoolgirl!!" he sneered.

The Thing had quietly sidled up behind the Kryptonian Kutie "Friend of yers?" he inquired with a rocky smile.

"You were right!" whispered the Girl of Steel "They DO come to you, you must tell me the secret this saves so much time!"

The Thing grinned "it's my gas house gentlemanly charm dey can't get enough of it!"

Doom shoved the Prankster off camera, "ENOUGH! he roared, "I have managed to snare the only group who could oppose my plans for world domination, destroying Supergirl is a mere sideline to me!!"

And with that, the television monitors clicked off.

Johnny and Reed bolted out of the room, whilst Sue stood around looking pensive and the Thing fumed.

Kara elected to play it low key for the moment, the reinforced windows would hold pressure for a while and she wanted to see the famous Fantastic Four in action.

She'd have to wait....awhile.

Seconds later Reed and the Human Torch re-entered the lab "Our orbit plane was toppled and damaged by the shock of the take off - we can't reach him with that" announced Mr. Fantastic.

"we've still got our powers to rely on..." added Johnny.

"Yes but we'd best break out our stock of space helmets and environment gear" said Reed.

The Thing moved to a certain locker and started passing out tanks and helmets "Hey Supergirl? D'ye need...?" he inquired.

The Caped Wonder smiled "So sweet of him to think of me" she thought.

"Nope!" she announced "Never needed one before!"

By now the Quartet was properly clad in pressurized space helmets and sundry gear...their unique costumes being proof against the rigors of space no other protection was necessary.

Johnny was looking itchy though.

"Oh Rao...Kid Conflagration looks like he is about to succumb to impulse" thought the Caped Cutie.

Before anyone could stop him The Human Torch made for a window, threw it wide and leapt out "Flame ON!" he shouted, instantly he body was engulfed in a weird orange living flame!

Up the side of the building he soared "Yeah when I capture Doom and the Prankster single handed, that'll impress Supergirl...maybe she'll go to the Automat with me!" he thought.

Which is when his mighty flame, suddenly simply blew out.

"Oh No! I forget there is already too little air up here to maintain my flame!!" he thought wildly.

Helplessly the Teen fell and fell towards the earth far below already the Baxter Building was so high they could see the planet's curvature.

"This is curtains for me!" thought the Torch.

Meanwhile, in Dr. Doom's Spaceplane:

The Prankster sniggled horribly, his kiddie show host personality was really starting to grate on Dr. Victor von Doom; malevolent dictator and sworn enemy of the Fantastic Four.

"That'll set Supergirl off like a match to gunpowder" giggled the villainous Practical Joker.

"Are you sure your trap will work on her?" intoned Dr. Doom.

"Unless you goofed up the formula for synthesizing kryptonite...in which case the jokes on us!" the Prankster resumed his obnoxious giggling.

"Fool!" Bellowed Dr. Doom "I never 'goof up' anything!"

The Prankster's guffaw's subsided"You said goof" he snickered.

Doom checked the attitude and pitch of the trailing Baxter Building, the forces involved had to be carefully monitored despite the power of Doom's magnetic technology.

Maybe he shouldn't have taken on the Prankster as his temporary "Aide de Camp" but using the grabber to lift the FF's Headquarters into space was his idea and all he wanted in return was a synthesized alien isotope...shaped into certain tasteless configurations.

Still the rotund felon had his uses, he'd unerring planted Doom's magnetic "grabber" in the Baxter Building, something Doom, him his green tunic, cape and riveted iron mask could not do without attracting attention.

Nevertheless, he was annoying vulgar little cretin in a checked suit...obviously a circus clown gone to seed decided Doom.

"When the Fantastic Four are dead and this Super girl disposed of, I'll expel the Prankster out the airlock so much neater that way" thought the Mad Monarch.

Outside the Baxter Building...

"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" howled Johnny as he plunged through the ever-thinning air.

Then suddenly a slim blue clad arm was gently wrapped around his waist, the Human Torch's fall was arrested and he and his mysterious savior started flying back to Reed's lab.

"Supergirl!" gasped Johnny in his space helmet "Y-you can fly!?"

"Yup I even have a permit, Lyndon Johnson signed it and everything!" joked the Blonde Blockbuster.

The two teens made fast aerial tracks back to the Baxter Building which was now approaching low Earth orbit.

"Awww...saved by the GIRL I was tryin' to impress" thought Johnny "I'll never live it down!"

Suddenly the Torch had a thought.

"Hey! How come I can hear you and you can hear me? You aren't wearing any space gear!" queried the Torchless Torch.

"Supergirl looked down at him with a bright indulgent smile "Its called super ventriloquism...don't ask me to explain it, I'd need a chalk board chalk and a half hour of your time and even then only Professor Richards would understand it!"

The two teens had a easy little laugh together...Johnny was amazed the so called "Girl of Steel" was so soft, warm and well..."girly!"

He was in love! if he wasn't why did he have the biggest hard on imaginable??

Even Supergirl could feel it....it was nothing new.

Johnny blushed slightly in his helmet.

"Oh Rao every time I save a guy my age the same damn thing! You'd think I was Tuesday Weld or Eartha Kitt!" thought the Maid of Might.

Through the lab window the two heroes flew "Last stop! Don't forget your personal belongings!" sang out the Princess of Power as she gently set the Human Torch down.

Johnny was ashamed EVERYONE could see his erection through his skintight F.F. uniform.

Sue was still fuming at Supergirl's very matter of fact recovery of HER BROTHER!

"I could see right up her skirt when she leapt out after him, the Prankster was right she IS a little tramp!" thought the Invisible Girl.

Reed and Ben were gathered near another open window, the ever thinning air was still whistling past.

"I think it might work" said Reed.

Ben was measuring the distance to the spaceplane with a special cosmic sextant of Reed's design "We've got to try it now why the space plane is moving at a slow speed in the atmosphere...once Doom gets above the ionosphere he'll go all out and we will never catch him!" opined the Thing.

Supergirl edged over, she was starting to think the Fantastic Four had some serious institutional problems.

"What is the plan boys?" she asked.

"Not now Supergirl! We've almost got this figured out!" rapped Reed.

The Maid of Might took a step back "It is their building after all - but Rao no wonder Sue is so temper-mental if this is how they treat her?" she thought.

Still it was the same from the JLA to the Fantastic Four, nobody listens to Supergirl!

The Thing wrapped his arms around Reed's torso, and braced his legs against the wall and without another word the famed Mister Fantastic stretched out the window and up the building intent on reaching Dr Doom's space plane!

Supergirl divined their plan at once "And what is he gonna do when he gets there?" wondered the Heroine.

Still Reed stretched away closer and closer to the space plane, his arms could almost reach it!

Up the side of the building stretched Mr. Fantastic "So far so good ! When I reach the roof I'll make my leap" he said to no one in particular.

Kara stood to one side, "Uh Mr. Grimm?" she began.

The Thing's stony muscles were bunched up like a fallen landslide "Call me Ben!" he said companionably.

"Oh yeah Ben ahhh anything I can do to help?" asked the Maid of Steel in a helpful tone.

"Nope can't think of anything at the moment...but thanks Supergirl" gasped the Monster with a Soul who was straining hard to anchor the ultra-pliable Reed Richards.

Supergirl all but doubled over laughing, here she was the Strongest Girl in the World and the Fantastic Four was treating her like she was a "Meet the F.F." contest winner!

"Oh-kay I'm right here if you need me!" promised the Kryptonian Kutie.

Meanwhile, Mr. Fantastic marshaled the full strength of his pliant physique and stretched across the void separating the Building from Doom's rocket plane.

"Urrgh this isn't as easy as I thought it would be!" gritted Reed "But I've got to TRY! Must apply last bit of...effort....Use that undefinable x-factor the WILL TO WIN!"

Closer and closer Reed's outstretched arms came to the space craft.

Tracking his progress with her x-ray vision, the Girl of Steel was impressed with Prof. Richard's determination and command of gridiron cliches'.

"Does he always talk like that?" whispered Supergirl.

"Oh yeah...can't shut him off, the worse things get the more he babbles!" said Ben

Out in space, Reed was nearly exhausted, but he was a mere foot away from the space craft's tail.

"Almost!" he gasped "I'm almost within reach of Doom's ship! If I can just exert a little more effort! Must...draw...last...reserves...of...strength!!!!"

just then, one of Doom's after thrusters fired a short almost ineffectual burst - enough though to make Mr. Fantastic recoil in agony!

"ARRGGH!" groaned the pliable hero, his head ricocheted right off the Building knocking Mr. Fantastic out!

For a few precious minutes, he drifted in the void like a spent piece of pasta.

Wordlessly, Ben and Supergirl reeled him in like a fire-hose.

A Few Minutes Later:

"He ain't hurt bad, the suit took most of it...but with those burns he'll be out of action for a while!" announced Ben.

A semi-conscious Reed Richards had been gently strapped into some parachute webbing his forearms and hands were wrapped in special antiseptic bandages...loving applied by a near tearful Sue Storm.

The Thing beckoned Sue out of the lab and over by the window in the foyer, both she and Johnny trudged out there fearfully.

Supergirl was starting to get concerned they'd leave the atmosphere for good in a few minutes, she'd have to forget about the F.F.'s pride and act if they didn't get on top of this situation.

"Suzy!" rumbled The Thing "Its all up to you now, my strength is useless in this situation unless we can get at Dr. Doom's rocket! Can you use yer force field power to draw his ship close to the building? Then I could jump over and take the fight to Doom and the Prankster!"

Sue looked aghast her former spite and bravado now a memory "Someone wants ME to use my force field power???" she thought wildly.

Johnny looked at his big sister with big trusting eyes "Will ya do it sis? Its our only hope!!"

"I I've never tried my force field power on anything so..big" she said uncertainly.

"Sue you are our last hope!!!??" begged Ben.

Sue looked around fruitlessly, "Th-tha rocket its so powerful though" she peeped.

Supergirl merely looked on with a sweet look of innocent expectation on her face.

At once, Sue's mood darkened "That little prissy goody goody I'll show HER!" she thought.

Sue stepped over to the window with a forced air of confidence.

The Invisible Girl breathed in stared at the space plane and then looked at the floor and closed her eyes.

She was visualizing dragging the space plane towards them and then opened her eyes..."Now!" she thought.

Which is when she saw it!

A mouse.

A little grey mouse that was slowly scuttling along the wainscotting.

The effect on the Invisible Girl was electric "EEEEEKK!! A MOUSE!" she howled in stereotypical feminine fear.

Sue took two staggering steps back in raw fear and climbed atop a chair in utter helpless panic.

Supergirl had a beatific look on her face "Great Rao she is afraid of mice!!!?? This is hilarious!" she thought.

"EEKKK!!!" Sue was drumming her feet on the chair and clutching at her costume in a distracted if vaguely erotic fashion.

The Thing looked towards the heavens "Oy Vey!" he intoned.

Kara stepped in, slowly bent over and picked up the mouse by the tail, with uncharacteristic sadism she dangled it briefly in front of the Invisible Girl's tear stained face.

"It's okay I found him!" said the Maid of Might, sweetly.

Sue promptly turned white, fainted and fell into The Thing's stony arms.

Johnny darted in and rescued the mouse from Kara's grasp "He is my pet I call him Hercules...gotta get him back to his pressurized habitat" and with that the Torch was gone oblivious to the team's predicament.

The Mighty Supergirl stiffled her giggles.

Still holding the Invisible Girl in his arms, Ben Grimm affected a sheepish look and said "Ummmm sorry Supergirl...you just aren't seeing the Fantastic Four at peak performance tonight!"

Kara smiled.

With a gentleness that comes of being thought a monster, Ben Grimm stretched the still unconscious Sue Storm out on a nearby couch.

He increased her oxygen flow, knowing it would revive her in due course.

Ben then sighed, "This is it, we are finished!"

"We are? Why?" asked Kara.

"My strength is useless now, its only a matter of time before we are flung into the sun, Dr. Doom has defeated us!" moaned the Thing.

Supergirl smiled, stepped forward and rapped gently and smartly on Ben's transparent space helmet "HE-LLO!!! I'M SUPERGIRL YOU BIG GOOF! I can just fly over there!!!" she shouted playfully.

Ben recoiled in confusion "You can fly in space??"

"Of course I can!" shot back Kara.

"I thought you could only fly inside the Earth's atmosphere?" wondered The Thing.

"Oh my Rao!" thought the Maid of Might "Doesn't this beautiful dope read the papers?"

Ben started thinking "Who could fly over and cut the power to the grabber..." he mused.

"Or I could just fly us all back to Earth right now..." offered the Heroine.

"Oh no can't do that, we'd lose the building we're not insured for air-piracy like this..." answered the Thing.

"Then its settled" said Supergirl "I'll fly over to Doom's spaceplane deactivate the magnetic link and fly the building back to New York?"

Ben was skeptical "You can do that fuh real??"

"Of course, I'm Supergirl!" and with that the Maid of Might leapt out the window and hung in the void of space with a big grin on her face.

"Hey kid, be careful" added The Thing "It sounded like they wuz layin' fer you!"

"Oh please!" laughed the Girl of Steel "I've been escaping traps like a big girl since I was in Junior High!"

"Just be cautious with them two!" he pleaded.

"I will!" promised the Blonde Blockbuster "Listen Ben, when Sue wakes up apologize to her for me...I didn't mean to scare her with that mouse...I didn't think she'd faint...I'm really sorry about that"

A wistful look stole over the lovely heroine's face, she regretted her stupid practical joke now.

"I-I will!" stammered the Monster with a Soul.

Ben heard no more, the mighty Maiden zoomed out of sight.

"Whotta woman!" thought The Thing "Maybe she'd join we could be the Fantastic Five!"

Aboard the Spaceplane...

The Prankster stood up in glee "She is coming!" he announced!

Sure enough, Doom's high energy radar revealed a cheerleaderish signature closing fast on Doom's rocket.

"Are you sure that you can...deal with her!" asked the Mad Latverian Monarch.

"I am...and more importantly we must dispose of her first before we can deal with your foes the Fantastic Four!" said the Evil Harlequin.

"Mine are formidable opponents" mumbled Doom doubtfully.

"They are nothing compared to HER!" said evil jester.

Doom grumbled quietly to himself much as he hated Reed Richards and his compatriots it just wasn't right to let this vulgar provincial dismiss them so readily.

The Prankster wasn't listening he was donning his unique space suit complete with floppy rabbiit ears and a moronic ruffled clown's collar.

"She's coming coming co-ming!" he sang in a horrible off voice.

"Such a Lovely surprise I have for that sweet untouched...darling...little...girl" he thought to himself.

In Transit...

"I could try to drag the Baxter Building back to Earth by main strength but from what I can tell, Doom's magnetic beam is pretty strong, if we got into a tug of war the Fantastic Four's headquarters would be the loser!" thought Supergirl as she flew ever closer to Dr. Doom's spaceplane.

her x-ray vision couldn't penetrate the ship as it was lined with a very sophisticated lead polymer.

"Okay Kara, just blow the power supply, catch the crooks, fly the Baxter Building back to Manhattan...easy as pie You'll be home in time to watch Jack Paar" thought the Blonde Blockbuster.

Soon enough our Heroine came alongside the speeding spaceplane.

the Entry hatch was dogged shut by a simple flywheel arrangement.

Supergirl turned the wheel slowly - no telltale hiss of air could be detected, just as she thought, the compartment within was depressurized, her entry wouldn't endanger any lives.

"None except mine maybe!" thought Supergirl grimly as she fearlessly dove through the open hatch!

Inside the Spaceplane...

Being fastidious, the Girl of Steel closed the hatch behind her upon entry.

Ominously the chamber pressurized itself once the hatch was secured.

"Guess they know company has arrived" reflected the Blonde Blockbuster.

"Okay Prankster!" she announced "Its over, give yourself up!

Silence greeted that brave foray.

"Well this looks like every other spaceship interior I've ever been in" thought the Heroine.

indeed it was the usual gadget strewn techno-cave, no sign of Dr. Doom or the Prankster who were clearly safe and secure on the flight deck.

Supergirl looked around, lead shielded a number of the ship's systems...the Prankster had evidently briefed Dr. Doom on the limits of the Maid of Steel's sensory capabilities.

"Now what I need is a main bus or a old fashioned switchboard..." thought Kara "All this electronic wizardry still comes down to basic electrical systems!" she reflected.

A huge imposing electrical box stood bolted to the wall, it had the right look even if it was lead-lined!

"O-pen sesame!" laughed Supergirl as her super strength tore open the the device.

A ghastly green radiance at once filled the compartment.

"Oh no!" moaned Supergirl "Its its...KRYPTONITE!!"

It was indeed a cheap looking jade green South Seas Tiki Idol complete with a lewd tiny erection stood in the box mocking the Maid of Might's former composure.

Clearly the Prankster had briefed Doctor Doom on Supergirl's powers and vulnerabilities!

At once the heroine fell to her knees in pain and weakness!

Must...escape...ship!" she moaned.

Slowly and painfully, the enervated heroine crawled to the hatch....her former strength a mere memory now.

Suddenly a quartest of slim mechanical tentacles spewed out from the wall, seizing the Maid of Might by the wrists and ankles - struggle as she might, Supergirl's strength was too depleted to break their harsh mechanical grip!

"Ooooffff! gotta get free!" she groaned.

Meanwhile...

Back, on the flight deck, the Prankster was having the time of his misbegotten life!

He was seated in his clown-like space suit at a tiny control panel manipulating the mechanical arms to imprison the haughty and overconfident heroine.

Nothing gave him greater pleasure than to pin the all-powerful Supergirl to the ship's bulkhead in a classic spread-eagle position!

And nothing ever would.

Doom was getting impatient "Just dispose of her!" he thundered "get in there and make short work of it! MY opponents the Fantastic Four pose a far greater menace to us!"

The Prankster arose and grinned lewdly "Don't worry...she won't last long, that kryptonite is deadly to her!"

"Uncle" Oswald Loomis aka "The Prankster" stepped off into the rear compartment...before Supergirl died he had some business to transact with her!

Back in the Rear Compartment

Supergirl was spread eagled against the wall and thoroughly disgusted with herself she'd blundered into a trap like a rank amateur!

"I underestimated Loomis and went into this without full knowledge of Doom's capabilities" thought Kara "I won't make that mistake again!"

A hatch at the end of the compartment opened and in stepped the one and only Oswald Loomis, former kiddie show host better known as "The Prankster!"

Supergirl almost guffawed at his polka-dotted space suit.

Loomis, smiled and bowed. and then marched over to the lead lined container and removed the ghastly little kryptonite tiki idol with a deft flourish he revealed it was on a necklace chain and draped the heinous fetish around Supergirl's white lovely neck!

The effect was immediate, the mighty heroine groaned piteously and slumped in her bonds, her limbs went numb and an awful greenish pallor came over her normal peaches and cream complexion.

"Oh k-kryptonite feel weak!!!" she gasped.

The Prankster stood back and rubbed his hands together with glee "Aww don't you like your present?" he taunted.

Kara glared at the sick freak "I-I'm warning you..." she began uncertainly.

The Prankster merely patted her cheek condescendingly "There there...let it all out, if it makes the death throes any easier feel free to cry!"

Supergirl responded with a snarl of inarticulate rage and strained helplessly at her robot bonds...her head was buzzing and the kryptonite idol burned as it swung between her pert schoolgirlish bosom.

The Prankster effected a pompous reflective pose "Gee I wonder if...you might be enjoying any of this?" he queried and then moved in closer.

"I mean...down there!" he gasped.

Deftly tthe villian hiked up Supergirl's tiny blue skirt and yanked down her matching blue panties.

Kara registered a look of total astonishment "Great Rao! He really IS a perv!"

With a lewd look The Prankster slowly insinuated his index finger into the Maid of Might's juicy blonde cooch!

The heroine bit her lip and looked away blushed with agony and shame.

The Prankster CAN'T be my first! He just can't!" throught Kara wildly.

"No! NO!" screamed the heroine, what was worse, her pussy was wet to the touch, she never told anyone but for some reason kryptonite always made her so-oo hot!!

"I always knew you were a little whore Supergirl" smiked the Prankster who had found her tiny little clit and was toying with it with surprising gentleness!

"Ohhh Ahhhhh...p-please Prankster!" begged Supergirl. Involuntarily her virginal cooch was tightening against his probing finger.

"Does my favor-ite little GIRL like this!?" whispered Loomis moistly.

"N-No!" moaned Kara...her pussy though was a soppy and needy mess.

"He is NOT my first...oh he ISN"T!" thought the Maid of Might in despair "My first will be someone loving and tragic and special!!!"

In frustration the Girl of Steel head-butted the Prankster!

"Awwwkk!" Loomis stumbled back momentarily dazed.

His nasty little finger slipped out of Supergirl's wet slit with an audible pop!

He smiled evilly "Bad bad little Supergirl!"

Alas though, his space helmet cushioned the blow, warily he stepped backwards and with a flourish fished into his space-suit's pocket.

"This'll tame you, Superwhore!"he snarled, whereupon the hateful Harlequin withdrew a 10 inch kryptonite dildo from his specially shielded pocket...Supergirl was goggled eyed at the sight!

"Great Rao that monster will kill me for sure!" she thought.

Loomis stared at the dildo with an evil glitter in his eyes.

Suddenly the disembodied voice of Doctor Doom filled the compartment "FINISH HER OFF YOU DEVIANT!"

The Prankster looked vexed "I hate to rush such a rare opportunity..." he muttered.

Supergirl resumed straining at her bonds "Gotta get free!" she grated.

her limbs felt so heavy though, and a terrible deathly numbness was crawling up from her hands and feet, her skin tone was turning a bright green...a horrible and morbid sight to be sure.

Loomish shrugged, normally Supergirl's death agonies would be a sweet sight, but Doom was impatient and they did have other matters to attend to, he therfore pulled her panties down and clinically plunged the dildo into Supergirl's pussy like a harpoon!

The damn think rocketing right past her aroused clit and filled her up like nothing she'd ever experienced!

Now though, the terrible green-k rays were right inside her hammering her poor battered cooch.

Which is when the dildo started vibrating.

"Ahh ahh..naw!" moaned Kara she could feel a very nice warm sensation crashing though her body even through the pain caused by the kryptonite.

The Maid of Might's eyes rolled, her head lolled this looked like the end! but the brave Girl refused to give up!

"Prankster when I get..free I will I..." babbled Supergirl.

"AAHHHH SHADDUP or I'll cut ya bitch!" from his other pocket the Prankster produced a long wicked looking knife and brandished it right under Supergirl's pert little nose with an awful leer!

"That knife!" she thought wildly it gives me an idea!"

And back in the Baxter Building....

The Thing was worried.

"If she is as strong as the papers say she shoulda been back by now..." he rumbled.

Sue was awake and simply blazing "BEN!" she thundered "We have GOT to do something to save that dear sweet girl from Dr. Doom's clutches there is no telling what they're doing to her!!!"

Ben Grimm shrugged "Women!" he thought "twenty minutes ago she was staring daggers at Supergirl and now Sue is her big sister or sumpin'"

" We can't do anything at the moment" opined the Thing helplessly.

Which is when Reed Richards re-entered the room arm around the supporting shoulder of Johnny Storm "No!" he announced "I've got a plan!"

And again, Doctor Doom's space-plane...

Supergirl was straining against her bonds the most amazing sensations were rippling through her pelvis as that dear awful k-dildo buzzed away and worked it's hellish magic.

"Ah oh Rao!"

"Go..to...think...must...play on the Prankster's perversion!" she thought.

But it was so hard to do that when her cooch was wet and contracted around that damn dildo!

"Rao WHY am I enjoying this?? Its so sick!" raged the heroine inwardly.

"because Dear Kara, it only thanks to Kryptonite that you can a man to touch you at all-even if he is trying to kill you!" said the still small voice of her soul.

The Caped Beauty's eyes filled with tears and she looked at the floor and blushed!

With eyes glittering with shameless lust Loomis waved his knife under Supergirl's pert little nose.

Despite her body's green glow from terminal kryptonite poisoning and the orgasm that was crashing through her whole viriginal being, The Maid of Might managed a taunting look!

"You'll never be able t-to cut my invulnerable super-panties off with that thing!! Th-ey're made from in-invincible Kryptonian fabric!!

The Prankster reared back his eyes fell upon the Girl of Steel's dildo battered crotch.

"Her super-panties??" he thought "I can't remove them without freeing her legs...hmmmm"

Kara resisted the urge to smile "I KNEW this jerk was a perv, now I just have to time this right!"

The Fantastic Four!

Reed's super elastic body had been drawn backwards from the window like a huge rubber band. His arms wrapped around two convenient pillars like tentacles.

Sue of course, was in a completely understandable dither about all this.

"Reed Darling! You've only just now sustained second degree burns on your arms!"

Mr. Fantastic was nonplussed "You forget, a peculiar side effect of my elasticized body is a rapid dermal healing factor!"

Ben Grimm Meanwhile was nestled in the cup of Mr Fantastic's human catapult arrangement, he was slowly backing up to bring the maximum tension to the "band".

"Quit yapping and lets get on with this...Supergirl might be in trouble!" he rumbled.

Johnny Storm meanwhile was over by the window using Reed's marvelous space sextant to get an exact fix on Doom's spacecraft.

"He motioned Reed and Ben a bit of the left, they complied wordlessly "Okay we are locked on with speed and distance factored in! Good luck Ben!" yelped the Human Torch who obligingly dove out of the way.

"HOLD IT!" barked Sue Storm, "Ben I'm coming with you!" and without further ado she threw her arms around the back of the Thing's tree-trunk like neck and held on for dear life!

"SUE!" wailed Reed "Its too dangerous!"

"Reed Richards you are nothing but a caveman with a Ph.d! I'm a big girl and I can handle myself! Besides, with you injured and Johnny's flame doused, Ben and I are the only team-members at full strength! My force shield power could provide us with an extra edge against Doctor Doom and this Prankster character!" reasoned the Invisible Girl.

Reed was in an agony of indecision and physical pain, with characteristic self sacrifice he'd hid his pain from the burns.

"Reed buddy, Suzie is right, let us take care of this." said Ben quietly.

"Alright!" capitulated Mr. Fantastic "Launch in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"

And with that, Ben kicked off the floor and Reed simultaneously relaxed his plasticized muscles sending Sue and the Thing blasting out the window and into space on an unerring course for Dr. Doom's spaceship!

"It's CLOBBERING TIME!" howled the Thing.

And in the spaceship....

Supergirl was fairly writhing with orgiastic pleasures!

"Oh, you're a wet little thing," The Prankster said,tormenting her cooch with his terrible k-dildo!

"Yer all gooey inside, like a pussy that needs a prick!" blasphemed the villain.

The Maid of Might's breathing grew ominously shallow she seemed to stare sightlessly off into space!

"Uhhh No!" the heroine was trying to fight the feelings, but the dildo that was killing her was also giving the Girl of Steel the first real orgasm of her life!

"Please, please stop! Why are you doing this to me?" wept the Blonde Blockbuster with melodramatic emotion.

"Because I can!" sneered Loomis "And because you are a teasing little tart who needs to be tamed!!"

"Noooo!" she moaned, needling him to push just a little further.

"You are enjoying this! I just you are, Super-slut!!!"

"Noooooooo" she moaned longer and louder.

Supergirl kept poring fuel on the fire, her crotch though was an erupting volcano, she couldn't last much longer!

"Don't do this, Prankster, when Cousin Superman finds out..."pleaded The Maid of Steel in a weak helpless little voice.

"That Rube!" The Prankster was so angry at the mere mention of the Action Ace's name he pulled the dildo straight out of Supergirl's wet clasping pussy!

Which is when the mighty heroine went into convulsions bucking against her bonds and howling "Nooo!!!! S-super-orgasm killing meee!!!" W-what a finish!"

Kara thrust her pelvis out as far as she could go! Bombs were going off in her head happy pleasurable detonations!!

Her breathing came in short horrible gasps!

The Prankster merely smirked what was killing her the orgasm of the kryptonite poisoning he wondered.

She threw her head back and gave off a death wail that bespoke a powerful climax!

Then her eyes rolled up in her head, she slowly relaxed and stopped breathing!

"So this is what its like!" she thought as her eyes shut and she sank into a green glowing endless oblivion.

Supergirl hung there seemingly dead to the world, her muscles relaxed and her body deathly still.

Ther Prankster grinned and fished through the compartments of his space suit before bringing out a special space stethoscope one that would transmit impulses to his helmet radio.

Gently he laid the sensitive device up against the Maid of Might's schoolish bosom, he listened, a minute passed then two.

He could hear nothing as incredible as it may seem he the Prankster had KILLED SUPERGIRL!!!

"Yes!" he shouted "Doom I know you can hear me I'll be right back! Just...let me get a little momento of the occasion!".

Loomish fished a big remote control box from out his pocket, and pressed a certain button, the steel tentacle's imprisoning Supergirl's shapely legs receded into the wall

Like the sick bastard he was the Prankster sprang to pull off Kara's sopping wet blue lace trimmed briefs "Such a darling pair!" he thought.

"Hurry! Prankster!" spoke Doom over the intercom "We have work to do!"

The Mad Latverian Monarch was fatally intent on flying his spacecraft, his back was turned to the high-energy radar screen which showed an ungainly pair of intertwined objects closing fast on him!

The Prankster got down on his knees and slowly and lovingly worked the Maid of Might's briefs down her sweet dimpled legs...for a moment he caught a heavenly flash of her moist modest blonde tufted womanhood, before yanking the so called "super panties" right off.

Loomis stood up and raised the blue lingerie over his head in a nasty gesture of triumph!

Which is when Supergirl's eyes snapped open and with an almighty heave she raised both her much weakened legs up and kicked the Prankster straight in the crotch like an enraged Missouri mule!

Years ago, cousin Superman had taught Kara a secret meditation technique that allowed the cousins to pass into a light trance, slow down the effects of Kryptonite poisoning and husband their reserves of strength .

Despite the orgasm torture, the Maid of Might had put herself into said trance and was now reaping the harvest of the Prankster's pervy over confidence!

Ass over tea-kettle the Prankster spun across the cabin until he impacted hard on a panel right by the hatch marked "Danger: Emergency Airlock Release".

The explosive bolts holding the hatch in position engaged and blam! The hatch blew off into the void of space causing violent explosive decompression!

In the outrush was caught the Tiki idol around Supergirl's neck, the kryptonite dildo, her panties and of course the hapless Prankster!

Kara stood stoically as the decompression briefly caused her tiny super skirt to billow up revealing her sweet blonde nook.

The spaceship for its part began to bob and weave alarmingly, clearly losing cabin pressure like that was causing guidance problems!

She tested her bonds, the effects of the kryptonite were receding but she was still weakened from the exposure it took two good tries before she could burst her chains.

Dusting herself off she made for the flight deck, the Prankster could wait, as long as his space suit held up he'd be okay. The Girl of Steel's main job at the moment had to be de-activating the magnetic link holding the Baxter Building in thrall.

In transit:

"YAHHHOOO!" howled Ben ecstatically he could tell they were gonna make it!

"Wait'll Supergirl sees us!" exulted Sue.

They were getting closer and closer to Doom's ship Ben was reaching out with his mighty rocky paws to cushion the impact. Sue however, eager to make up for prior fainting spell reached out with her psionic force shield power, seized the wing and reeled the two of them for a soft landing on the non conductive ceramic wing of Dr. Doom's ship!

"I see a hatch!" said Sue.

"Yeah lemme get that open, slowly carefully the Thing crawled towards the hatch digging handholds in the wing with his super strong hands ever wary of one of Dr. Doom's characteristic booby traps.

Sue meanwhile used one of Reed's handy collapsible grapples to make herself fast to the vessel "Such a smart man" she thought "So handy around the house!"

Ben got within ten feet of the entrance when the damn thing blew right off, followed by a few weird green objects and the Prankster himself being flung out into the void!

The ship started to gyrate.

"Sue! hold on!"

"Ben I'm okay! W-was that the Prankster who just flew past?"

"Damn I think it was! Hell he is done for!"

"Not if Sue Storm has anything to say about it!" Sue planted herself firmly on the wing and reached out with her strange force shield ability to snag the Prankster in an indestructible bubble.

"Got him!"

The Prankster hung in the void, paralyzed and beaten.

Ben smiled, so good to see Suzy back in the game.

Ah'm headed inside, you stay here and keep the Prankster on ice." grunted Ben.

Inside...

Nothing like a lot of green kryptonite to slow a Supergirl down, Kara was pounding on the sealed door to the flight deck but making little headway. Her formidable full strength had not yet returned.

Still she was a game super heroine, and spreading her legs and planting them on the hatch ring she pulled and pulled!

Suddenly a pair of hidden electrodes unfolded from the wall emitting a thousand great hammer blows of electricity smashed into the Maid of Might hurling her back into the cabin!

"Uh OW! HEY!" the Kryptonian Kutie reeled from the stinging electrical assault.

Which is when Ben Grimm stuck his massive welcome head through the hatch "Hey Kid its yer ever lovin' blue eyed Thing!"

Supergirl spun around and firmly gripped the hem of her tiny super skirt "Ben don't come in here! Doctor Doom has the cabin wired for electrocution!"

As punctuation to this warning, the cabin came alive with writhing arcs of electricity.

The Caped Beauty bravely withstood the assault even if it simply ruined her trademark curly blonde hairdo!

"Supergirl!! Doom must be using the rockets full output for this amount electricity if you could find some way to short circuit it!" yelled Ben.

Supergirl gave it some thought...and then turned beet red at the solution.

"Um...Ben please turn around whatever you do...don't look!" she pleaded.

"Huh what? Are you crazy??"

"Please Ben!!"

The Thing, being a befuddled gentleman turned his back.

Which is when Supergirl hiked up her skirt bared her as yet still hot and sopping supercooch and started humping on the huge electrodes that guarded the hatch.

"Oohhh I'll...I'll I'll never...live this down!" thought the Maid of Might.

Ben however, true to his Gas House Gentleman's roots, kept his back turned "Women! go figure em'" he groused.

"Ooohhhh this feel's different" purred the Maid of Might has she gently gently guided her moist soft nook up and down and up and down the oh so hard eletrode.

"Either this is gonna hurt a lot or..." Supergirl never completely that thought as thousands of volts poured through her pussy and sending arcs of electricity crashing out of her every extremity.

Woooowooowwooow WOW!" howled the electrifying heroine who shook from multiplele orgasms, her head head oscillated and the room was spinning from the ultra-pleasurable sensations.

"Gotta...ground all this...delicious e-lectri-city!" groaned Supergirl who reached out with her hand to a lone steel stanchion causing the power to flare and then die!

Instantly the lights went out and the ship began to tumble end over end in the void!

Ben (who still had his massive back turned) "Hey Supergirl you all right? I think you did it!"

The Blonde Blockbuster slid off the electrode with a blush "Can't ever admit to anyone how much fun that was!"

The ship gave a sudden lurch and Sue called out "Supergirl Doom is getting away!"

The heroine dove out the hatch sure enough, control deck of space plane could act as an escape capsule, Doom's tiny ship though was tumbling out of control toward's Earth's atmosphere.

Kara could do no more, she gathered Ben and Sue under one arm with the Prankster still sealed in one of Sue's handy force bubbles and her hand still tugging down on her hemline she flew back to the Baxter Building.

She'd search for Doom later, right now she had to get everyone back to Earth before Luthor showed up with a skirt tossing ray or some damn thing!!

Everyone was smiling, they were gonna survive this in style, but Supergirl had an uncharacteristic pensive look.

She started into space and thought "Great, I've just launched the first pair of blue French cut panties to the moon!"

Back in Manhattan, a scant hour later:

Supergirl marveled at the efficiency of the NYPD, once she'd flow the Baxter Building back to it's foundation, Reed made a phone call to have the police collect the Prankster.

They'd taken him into custody and promised to turn him over to the Famous Girl of Steel as soon as few legal formalities were taken care of.

The Police Detectives were very friendly and acted like this sort of thing happened all the time. A few reporters had tagged along too lured by the spectacle of a flying skyscraper at rush hour. Reed, Johnny and the Thing were conducting an impromptu press conference in the foyer.

The Girl of Steel though, hung back and out of sight, this was after all the Fantastic Four's town she didn't want to attract attention at the moment not with her Big Problem!

The Invisible Girl, sensing something was wrong, discreetly rendezvoused with the Maid of Might in Reed's lab.

"Uh Sue? I want to apologize for that mean joke with the mouse...I uh have a few pets you see and..."

"Oh Supergirl please!! Forget about it, we caught the Prankster, goofed up one of Dr. Doom's plans...its a good night all around.

Sue beamed at Kara, her former hostility now forgotten.

"Um...Sue I have a little problem...I sort of lost something on Doom's space ship..."

The Invisible Girl had a concerned look on her face "Sweetie what it something important?"

"Ah...kind of yeah..." Here the Maid of Might blushed purple and whispered in Sue's ear "I uh...I-I lost my panties!"

Sue Storm blazed with righteous anger "Did that little twerp get fresh with you why I will..."

Kara gripped Sue's wrist "Sue it's okay, it was a was a blessing in disguise...when they are perverted that way they are always easy to manipulate!"

Sue looked unconvinced "How did you know he was you-know weird!?"

"Oh well Superman and I keep crime files on all our foes" said Supergirl brightly.

The two heroines shared a laugh.

"So is there somewhere I can buy some new undies?" inquired the Kryptonian Kutie.

"Supergirl, good grief this is New York, every girl's dream of new clothes! You and I are goin' shopping!" announced Sue who waltzed out of the lab arm in arm with her new galpal.

Past Johnny, Reed and Ben they swept who had dismissed the reporters and were now planning the building's reconstruction.

"Hey were are you two going?" asked Johnny.

"Yeah we got work to do wires to reconnect!! Whaddabout our insurance premiums?" added Ben

Sue and KAra entered the elevator wearing triumphal smirks.

"Oh now boys you just run along and get things started...when you run into something you can't handle put it on a list and when I come back I'll attend to it! Knowing you three it'll be a long long list!" taunted Sue as the elevator door closed on the two heroines.

Ben stared at the elevator for a beat and groaned "Women! C'mon Johnny lets get the welding started the Society fer the Protection o' Out of Town Superheroines is havin' a meetin' an' no boys allowed!"

Twenty Minutes Later in the lingerie department of a Very Famous and Swanky New York Department Store...

"They are nice boys but they are totally lost without me, Johnny comes on a little strong though" opined Sue who was loitering outside the dressing room wherein the Mighty Supergirl was trying on a snug pair of blue silk briefs that were just to die for!

"Yeah he wanted me to go for a ride with him...imagine that me a girl who can fly faster than light tooling around Manhattan in a corvette?" laughed the Caped Cutie.

"He mean well..." said Sue "Our parents are...gone you know, so I have to be his mother and his sister sometimes!"

Kara looked at herself intently in the mirror "I know I'm a orphan too!"

A poignant silence fell between the two heroines, they had indeed much in common.

"So ah...is Ben seeing anyone?" asked Supergirl eager to change the subject.

"Oh Ben? I wish!" replied the Invisible Girl "No the accident that gave us our powers ruined his self confidence I'm afraid. He is really sensitive about his looks".

Supergirl brightened visibly "Oh that is a shame it is sad when a man loses faith like that!"

"You said it sister...Reed and I will keep working him though".

The Caped Cutie was once again admiring herself in the mirror with unabashed glee..."These are so nice, just perfect - I can't help myself I'm buying two pairs!" she thought.

"So got a boy friend?" came Sue's voice through the door.

"Oh just the usual, the Boy Next Door, a Merman and a guy from the 30th Century but nothing serious" opined Kara.

"At least you have options..." murmured Sue.

"I think guys are intimidated by my strength. You are lucky though, Reed seems very understanding" offered Supergirl tentatively.

"Oh he is my man and all that, we are engaged you know!"

"Oh really? I didn't know that where is your ring?" asked Kara.

"Back in the Baxter Building, I never wear it when we are working" said Sue.

The Maid of Might was admiring her lithesome backside in the mirror "All this is going to waste!" she moaned inwardly.

Done primping she slowly climbed into back into her costume, gave her hemline a quick tug and stepped out the door all smiles.

"Well this was fun..." she began.

Sue shook her finger in the Maid of Might's face "Oh we aren't done yet...there is still the shoe department!"

The Girl of Steel smiled, her feet were already tingling at the mere thought.

The Shoe Department Ten Minutes Later...

"Now let me get this straight? You actually own a super-ballgown with a cape??" asked Sue as she modeled a slutty pair of black strappy heels.

"Oh yes, it's blue and red with a gold high-light, I mean blue and red don't go together but they are my colors so what can you do?" The Blonde Blockbuster had stripped off her trademark flat heeled boots and was checking out a pair of red Italian pumps with sexy four inch stiletto heels.

"So I just have to have a pair of red shoes, these flat heeled boots are fine for day wear but I need something cute for special occasions" concluded Supergirl.

"Those look good on you!" enthused Sue.

"Thank you!" rejoined the Maid of Might who reached into a concealed pouch of her cape to produce a quantity of the powerful secret weapon...money.

Supergirl always paid cash for things, the Danvers' her foster parents gave her a generous allowance but with all her heroinely work, Supergirl rarely had time to spend any of it.

"Hey is it true Wayne Hosiery offered you a million dollars to endorse their nylons and if they did why can't I get a break like that?" asked Sue as the salesgirl rang up her purchase.

"Oh its my bare-leg look. Gosh nobody gets it, they thought I was missing out on something...nylons wouldn't last ten minutes the way I fly!" replied Kara.

The two heroines gathered up their purchases and headed for the exit, astonished shoppers looked on as the famous Invisible Girl and the one and only Supergirl exited the store with about two hundred dollars in merchandise between them.

"Sweetie the next time you are in the Big Apple, you look me up okay!?" admonished the Invisible Girl.

"I will! Rao Sue, I truly envy you!" said Kara.

"Me!?" Sue was plainly astonished "You've got looks, a long list of super-powers...everybody loves you?"

"Yeah I know Sue, but you are on a great team doing great work, I've always wanted to be on a team you know. The JLA hasn't asked me and well, with my cousin there it doesn't look likely, you are so lucky to be needed and needed in NEW YORK I might add!"

The Invisible Girl was abashed "You could ah...start your own team?" she offered tentatively.

Supergirl looked reflective "Maybe I will someday."

Then she smiled at Sue and sang out "Well gotta fly!"

the Maid of Steel gave her new friend a quick peck on the cheek and took off her police headquarters.

"Hey say it willya?" shouted Sue with a smile.

Huh what?" Kara was momentarily confused "oh...right up up and AWAY!!!"

Sue waved with glee.

Ben Grimm's Room, 2am EST:

What a night, an hour of terror in low Earth orbit followed by several hours of painful drudgery reconnecting water pipes, gas mains and electrical wiring.

And Johnny Storm yapping away the whole time about how "boss" Supergirl was.

Ben settled down in front of his color television set, popped open a Narragansett and resigned himself to watching "The Mask of Fu Manchu" on the Late Show.

"Je's anudder frantic friday night in da Big Apple" he muttered.

Suddenly the Thing heard a gentle persistent tapping, at his window!

For a man essentially made of organic stone, Ben Grimm moved to his window with surprising stealth, .a quick tug and he yanked the curtains aside sure it see some death dealing device from god knows who!

It was Supergirl!

Floating in the air, twenty stories up and grinning sheepishly.

Ben pulled up the window, leaned out and smiled "Leave something behind from your spree wit' Sue?"

Kara pushed her hair back and smiled "Oh the night I've had, flying that drip the Prankster to Metropolis...invite a girl in willya?"

Flustered, Ben motioned for the Girl of Steel to enter, silently, she glided in and alighted on the floor with balletic grace.

Wasting no time she planted a hot nippy little kiss on Ben Grimm's astonished face.

"Miss me?" she asked flirtatiously.

If the Thing could've blushed he would have "Whaddya doin'? I think you got the wrong room, Johnny lives down stairs ya know!"

Kara put on a vexed pout "Johnny? He is nice but hes a boy...I need a Man! A Big...Strong...Strapping...MAN!' The Maid of Might punctuated every word of this sentence with a light tap of her fist that sent the Thing back a step until he sprawled on his bed still staring google eyed at the Kryptonian nymph that had flown through his window.

Smiling the Heroine climbed atop Ben's massive stone like chest she laid down a series of nippy kisses from her pecs up to his mouth...culminating with a long French kiss.

She smiled again and caressed his head.

"That wasn't so bad was it?" she coaxed.

Ben shook his stony brow, Supergirl's kisses were intoxicating, but what was her problem? Couldn't she see what he looked like??

Ben turned his head away in agony from Kara's sweet ministrations "Jeezus Christ girlie! have you gone nuts or sum'pin...can't you see I'm hideous??"

By now Supergirl was astride the Thing with lovely legs thrown wide, she straightened up a faraway look came into her cobalt blue eyes "You, are a work of art. Those cosmic rays added strength and power to your own nobility...don't you understand that?"

Supergirl's left hand clumsily reached back to the belt on the Thing's briefs, carefully her hand snaked underneath and took ahold of the biggest hardest longest cock a Heroine could ever dream of!

"I'm not so bad am I?...I've got nice boobs, good legs and a pile driving ass! And you can't fool l'il Supergirl, I saw the way you were looking at me Ben...don't send me away I can make you feel like a man if you let me!"

Ben exhaled forcefully, the Girl of Steel had a light teasing grip on his rock like joint and he hadn't had an erection to speak of for months...why fight fate?

"Well I..." began the Thing no more could he get out as the Maid of Steel sprang to her feet unbelted herself and started pulling off her cape with a big thrilling smile!

Supergirl did a little twirl that caused her brief little skirt to ride up, she caught the hem and carefully pulled down her (brand new) blue lace trimmed panties.

Then with a series of wondrous gyrations slow and sensual, the Maid of Might worked her costume off til she was pink, naked and all smiles.

Not for nothing had Linda Danvers studied the choreography of the hoochee dancers the last time a first class circus came through Midvale

Ben stared with his mouth hanging open, his breathing had become a labored pant.

"I knew you were all right!" enthused Kara to herself pleased that her little striptease had the desired effect.

Slowly she climbed back on top of the Thing whose mighty stoney paws wrapped themselve around Kara's breasts and gently squeezed and kneaded those peerless glands.

Supergirl threw her head back and sighed, this felt so good!

"Yeahhhhhh....mmmmore like that" sighed the Mightiest Girl in the World. Her hand crept back to Ben's stony penis, she tickled it ever so lightly and giggled sweetly.

Emboldened, Ben brought his rocky lips up to gently kiss and tease with his tongue Supergirl's diamond hard nipples.

"Dis is where she t'row's me outa bed" thought the Thing.

"Ohhh...Oh!!!" giggled Kara happily The Thing's firm caresses felt wonderful, she put her tiny little hands atop Ben's grasping paws and said "Don't you dare be gentle with me!"

The Thing smiled lustily at the mad little blonde nymph who quite literally flew through his window.

Yet for all her bluster, Supergirl felt a bit nervous. She loved the way Ben had ministered to her breasts, but she was prey to the same fears that any virgin feels.

She was really three girls after all, Kara Zor El, Linda Danvers and Supergirl and none of them had ever had sex.

Unless of course you took into consideration getting fingered and dildoed by the Prankster "Which didn't count!" thought the heroine

She was a virgin, never having had time for true love.

"Til now!" thought Kara decisively...sweet warm waves of pleasure were radiating out of her tits now, her cooch was a warm little sun sprawled on Ben Grimm's granite chest.

And yes, The Thing was officially as hard as a rock neath' his blue trunks.

"Da kids got style" he thought.

Supergirl slowly gripped Ben's hands and wrapped them around the back of her neck, Ben got the message immediately pulled the Girl of Steel down to a long languid kiss thick with kindness and an innocent ardor.

With excruciating slowness Supergirl broke the kiss...The so called "Thing" was still lost in it with his eyes closed.

She smiled, her burlesque routine worked like a charm.

It wonderfully concentrated a man's mind!

She pressed her breasts against his manly chiseled chest and whispered shyly in her ear "You want me to stay here right?!"

"Y-yeah" gasped the hero.

"Because I need your help" said Kara hopefully.

"H-help you with what?" asked Ben.

"To become a WOMAN!" smiled the Maid of Steel.

"Oh bay-bee!" kvelled Mrs Grimm's son Ben.

"Just one thing!" Supergirl raised an admonitory finger.

"Huh wha? Anything!" groaned Ben.

"You have to be on top! I want to feel like I...like I can't escape!" blushed the Kryptonian Kutie.

Ben smiled..."Suit Yer self!"

Kara slid off that wondrous rocky chect and repositioned herself on the bottom, Ben now loomed over her like Mount Everest...Mount Everest with a dick that is!

The Thing hesistated, she was so beautiful, it almost didn't seem right.

But it had been so long for the Monster with a Soul.

"Oh c'mon Ben...I told you, I'm not fragile...you can do anything to me!" taunted Supergirl.

Her breasts were pushed up hard against his chest; Supergirl started nuzzling Ben's mottled granite neck with shy little giggles.

That was enough to set the Thing off!

Ben's huge mitts so sensitive but so demanding were suddenly everywhere...

"Mmmmmmm more baby!" encouraged Supergirl.

He captured her mouth with fiery soul kisses.

If marble could have a heart of fire, that is what it would feel like thought the Caped Beauty.

One hand fell atop her left breast...soft warm and perfect!

"Uuuuuurrrrrrmmmm" rumbled The Thing as he ruthlessly pinched those perky nubbins and nuzzled the Girl of Steel's delicate swan-like neck.

"Ooohhhh B-Ben...!" she teased it felt like she was being kissed by molten rock!

To other's a frightening feeling, but to a true supergirl, it was sheer ecstasy.

The Thing yanked his trunks down at super-speed with clumsy ardor, his erection pointed downwards like a confused Atlas Missile.

Supergirl smiled lazily.

Ever so slowly Ben pulled Kara close in an overwhelming embrace, she could feel that mighty missile coming closer and closer to her hot willing nook!

Kara threw her head back in glee, this was so much better than she could have imagined!

Ben kissed that magic zone between Supergirl's two pendulous breasts, driving the heroine wild with desire.

"MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrraaaaahhhhh!!!" Kara moaned while her stony lover teased her brown puffy nipples.

Supergirl's mind was a riot of pleasure. "Rao!" she thought, "Has he got a thing for my boobs!"

Ben made with a hard little bite to her left areola.

"Oh!" squeaked the heroine; her hands roamed her lover's muscular back as if they had a mind of their own.

The Thing came up off the Beauty's overstimulated nipples his mouth ruthlessly claimed hers.

Ben Grimm aka The Thing and the peerless Supergirl exchanged smoldering kisses, by now both their loins were on fire.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! Take me! Now!" pleaded Supergirl, she could feel the hot dominant weight of Ben's magnificent equipage pressing against her thigh. Ben smiled, he knew he had Supergirl nearly over the edge, it didn't take much to heat her up quite frankly.

"Oh Ben!" moaned Kara "Grab ahold of my wrists...hold them over my head...now I can't escape!"

Ben complied spreading Supergirl's arms and trapping her dainty wrists in his stony grasp.

"Yer mine now Girlie!" grated the Thing with a smile.

Kara thrust her breasts upward as an offering to her "conqueror" he really was perfect, she knew it the moment she laid eyes on him - big strong unafraid!

The moment was at hand.

The Mighty Thing gave Supergirl a hard little shove, spreading her legs wide and exposing the petal of her womanhood.

Supergirl was hot, wet, and most of all, crazy for it.

Now was the time for Brooklyn's own Ben Grimm to do what millions of men could only dream on!

Kara's mouth hung open lewdly she gave her lover a wicked look.

Supergirl was lying back, long legs spread, arms traped above her head and trembling, panting with raw ecstasy. For the first time in her life, the heroine's pussy ached with sexual need; Kara couldn't wait to take Ben's rock hard ten inch cock.

Her whole body tensed up when Ben positioned himself between her lewdly spread legs, his shaft poised at her tender moist opening.

He was breathing heavily "Damn but this broad is HOT!" he reflected.

And then the One and Only Ever Luvin' Blue Eyed Thing thrust his dick hard into the sopping pussy of the sexiest heroine on Earth!

"EEEeeeep!" Supergirl grunted when Ben plunged his dick slowly and deliberately inside her steaming womanhood, she had never in her life felt so...full!

"Oh yeah Bay-bee! The only man for the job!" yelled Supergirl joyously.

Instinctively the Maid of Might clenched her vagina hard around Ben's all conquering manhood.

When The Thing filled her to the hilt, she wrapped her shapely legs around his waist and pulled him close, eyes shut tight, biting her lip - this felt so good, so right to her!

She rode his thrust joyfully, timing her contracts perfectly...milking his hard masculine strength for all it was worth.

"Not bad for a first timer" she thought.

Then the Maid of Might braced her self as Ben began to grind his manhood remorselessly in and out of her. It turned into the most incredible and satisfying thing she'd ever experienced in her young life. Never had she felt so happy, so...feminine!

It was like her soul was wafting out her body on waves of perfect ecstasy.

Up Up she soared on a cresting wave of total orgasmic bliss!

"Yessss....Yeee-esss make it like...I can't escape!!!" she groaned in glee.

The Thing grunted as he pumped his cock into the ravishing heroine. His muscles tensed up and he felt as if he could fuck this perfect morsel forever. And so he pounded her with renewed vigor, gritting his teeth, jaws clenched, fists bunched on either side of her as his hips rose up and slammed down over and over.

"C'mon Supergirl show me what you've got!" taunted the hero.

The thrusts seemed to make Supergirl come alive beneath him. He relished her moans of pleasure and how she raked at his back and gently squeezed his hips with her heels to urge him harder and deeper.

"Oh Ben darling, that is the sweet spot!" moaned the Coed Crime Fighter.

"Mmmrrrrrrgghhh" The Thing merely grunted between gasps of air.

There was a peculiar heat now traveling from his balls up his penis.

This was something Ben hadn't felt since Reed's spaceship crashed and he'd become a walking superhuman piece of modern sculpture.

Supergirl could sense it; Ben's feeling of triumph, his hot spunk on the rise, it felt wonderful!

"Please! Oh Rao please please.... hah - harder!" Kara pleaded, gasping and thrashing under Ben's masterful performance.

"UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Ben groaned, blasting his seed deep into Supergirl's hot wet cooch. The intensity of his orgasm powered his entire body into overdrive, and he began driving his cock ever deeper into the mighty Supergirl's hot moist female depths. Anyone watching this would've seen the Monster with a Soul becoming a blur of sexual release!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Supergirl wailed as her body rose and arched, practically on her toes, tensing up as crushing waves of orgasms pounded her body in rhythm with Ben’s thrusts.

"Nyahhh!! Ugh!" gasped Ben gripped by his own orgasmic release.

He'd done it he'd made Supergirl into...SuperWOMAN!

It was true, the Maid of Might, Supergirl had been claimed, taken, screwed and she LOVED IT!

The Thing groaned, released his grip on Supergirl's wrists and rolled off his Kara with a gasp of triumph; he was enervated and haggard - and why not?

He'd just deflowered the most powerful girl in the universel!

Ben sprawled happily on his own commodious bed; he smiled dopily.

"yew like dat?" he smiled.

"Yeah dat was...keen!" moaned Supergirl who settled down next to her first man with a smile of pure satisfaction.

Kara closed her eyes and sighed sweetly.

"All thanks ta you sweetie!" rejoined the Thing.

"Ben my darling, never forget what I said earlier...you've been given a gift, strength in proportion to your nobility. When a river of fire rises to consume the earth, You, Johnny, Sue, Reed, my Cousin and I...all of us will be there, because we stand the watch over civilization. Our powers aren't what make us strong and fit for that Sentinel's life, its our spirit, our courage our humanity that sends us out to guard the Earth and it's people. Its your humanity that makes you one of us Ben. Maybe you still want to be like other people, but believe me, they all want to be like you...strong noble...courageous...and true. Only a truly human heart can can withstand this life we all lead".

Ben's eyes almost filled with tears, almost.

"Awww baby..." he began.

Then Supergirl rolled over in his arms and alighted once again on The Thing's rocky chest, "And that ten inch babymaker of yours helps too!" she taunted.

Kara punctuated this with a happy little kiss "Now take me into your big masculine arms and let me sleep there...safe secure..."

The Girl of Steel settled down with a dreamy little expression on her face as Ben Grimm wrapped his hue stony arms around her lithe invulnerable, self.

Ben smiled and drifted off to sleep.

Giving the one and only Supergirl a real happy is exhausting work.

Kara for her part cuddled up next to her dreaming hunk of a man, she was grinning ear to ear.

She felt warm, sexy, relaxed all at once, she'd been so afraid and confused about sex, but when it happened-WOW!.

Supergirl's mind was awhirl with thoughts as she snuggled up to her man "GOSH! Lena was right sex is amazing!!! I thought it would hurt and be messy and - but RAO! Ben must be a virtuoso...maybe that is the difference!"

The heroine smiled next to the dreaming hero.

Exhausted by The Monster with a Soul's almighty screwing, the Maid of Might soon feel asleep herself naked and entwined around the man she'd proudly called "A Work of Art".

Early, the Next Morning...

The Girl of Steel stirred first.

It took her forever though to come to grips with the sad fact that she just had to fly home and soon.

People needed her she was Supergirl after all.

But it just felt so good to be wrapped up in Ben's gigantic arms, like she couldn't escape.

That after all was the Maid of Steel's favorite fantasy; .to be trapped held, loved, kept even claimed, not because she was Supergirl, but because she was a female with powers all her own over men.

Kara took the easy route, she started softly kissing Ben's huge stony chest.

The Thing stirred eventually, one eye opened and he rumbled "How da hell did you get into my room!"

"Mmmmmm Ben Darling I have to go!"

The Thing reflexively tightened his grip on the blonde heroine.

"I won't let you go..." he smiled.

"Ben call me Kara!"

"Kara? izzat your real name?!" Ben's eyed opened wide, one role in the hay and she's dropping her secret ID??

"No silly, it's my Kryptonian name...everyone knows that!"

"Oh yeah right" the Thing subsided but didn't loosen his grip on the tiny naked nymph he wanted to see what she'd do to get free.

"Now Ben darling let poor helpless Supergirl go...you know my tiny girly muscles can't break your tremendous grip I'm just too weak and helpless!" taunted the Caped Beauty.

Ben smiled dirty thoughts rolled through his head.

Supergirl smiled, "I'll make a deal with you, let me go nice and gentle and I'll give you...ahhhh...ummm...oh I know a real blow job!"

The Maid of Might smiled sweetly at her lover.

Ben unwrapped his arms immediately from around Kara's naked lithesome self.

He grinned sheepishly.

Oh come now" needled Kara' "You've never had a blow-job??"

"Ahh...y'know its been a while" began the Thing doubtfully.

Supergirl got off The Thing's lap, stretched and yawned "No blow job gosh what is wrong with these big city girls don't they know how to keep their men happy?" asked The Girl of Steel facetiously.

Ben sat on the edge of the bed, ever so slightly abashed.

And with that, the Mighty Supergirl got down on her sweet dimpled knees and opened her mouth with an unexpected lewdness.

She brought her warm perfect lips down on that god-like member....his dick felt like it was wrapped in warm electric velvet.

"Uhhhhhh.....nooooo....y-ya know" he gasped "Th-that feels about right!"

Supergirl was working her mouth up and down Ben's magnificent shaft, tickling the base with her talented tongue and proving that her ability to go without oxygen for extended periods made her the best little cocksucker ever!

The Thing arched his back and threw his head back, lost in the moment "Yeeessssss" he gasped.

Kara looked up and was pleased that her granite lover was so utterly consumed with sexual bliss, he looked relaxed for once.

"Poor guy he needs this-I just hope I'm doing this right..." she thought.

She could taste his heat as it rose with aching slowness out of The Thing's stony balls and up his glorious penis.

"Mmmmmmm-mmmm!" Kara began humming sending waves of pleasure crashing through Ben's body.

And what the heck, he came like a express train, shooting wads and wads of his spunk down his Supergirl's throat.

The Maid of Steel swallowed it all with a big loopy smile.

Ben fell over in a sexual swoon on the bed.

"OY!" he said with a look of ecstasy on his face.

The Girl of Steel impishly slinked up on her bed and plopped down lengthwise next to him.

"I have to go..." she said mournfully.

Ben stared at the ceiling...."Yeah I know...don't suppose you get to the Big Apple that often..."

"No Ben I don't but..."

"Kid don't worry about it, dis has been..."

"Fun!" said Supergirl with firmness.

"Yeah..." grinned The Thing "fun!"

He laughed in spite of himself.

Supergirl busied herself wafting back into her underwear and costume, she sat down and rolled those skin tight red boots up those perfect legs and Ben watched the whole thing in awe.

"I must be dreamin'" he thought.

Kara for her part pulled a small compact from out her cape's concealed pouch and touched up her lipstick "a heroine has to look her best" she murmured.

The Thing sat back on the bed and watched this time honored feminine ritual with new found pleasure..."Dunno if I'm a work of art but she sure is!" he thought.

Right on cue Supergirl turned around with an earnest expression on her face, "Remember what I said...you are strong and noble that is what makes you beautiful!"

Ben smiled and still lying on the bed, he raised his mighty paws to his mouth and blew Supergirl a parting kiss.

Kara's eyes misted over she rushed over to him and planted one last almighty french right on him!

Supergirl broke it off and whispered "Don't forget me!"

Ben was astonished "no never..." he croaked.

"I have to go!" said Supergirl with something like a catch in her voice.

And then with a bound she was out Ben's window and streaking across the city's sky like a rocket.

"Good bye Kara!" whispered Ben. He knew she could hear him.

and she did.

An hour or so later, in the Fantastic Four's breakfast nook.

Sue couldn't figure it out was was Ben smiling so?

usually he was a beast first thing in the morning, today though he was smiling rading the sport's section slurping down his oatmeal without a care in the world.

Johnny sat opposite him and produced the front page of the paper, "Ben check it out, Supergirl's picture and it's above the fold!"

Ben examined the picture with interest "Da kid looks good!" he opined.

Johnny gazed in rapture at the Maid of Steel's smiling visage "Ben d'ya think she and I will ever..."

Ben laughed "Sure kid, she'll just fly t'rough yer window some night!"

Johnny and Ben chortled lustily at this.

Sue however could see a high glint in Ben's eye.

"Did he???" she thought wildly "D-did SHE!???"

Sue sat down with an ashen look on her face, she poured herself another cup of coffee while Ben and Johnny tossed zingers back and forth.

"Good God they don't call her Supergirl for nothing!" she thought.

Ten years later, to the day:

The Maid of Steel was in the absolute fight of her life-with herself!

A blonde villainess stood before her armed with all her own kryptonian powers and clad in one of Supergirl's old outfits, specifically her thigh-booted minidress ensemble from the Maid of Might's college days.

That in and of itself was bad, but it was the blatant theft of her old costume that really cheesed Supergirl off!

"That costume is sooo-ooo 1969! She looks like a hooker in it!" raged the Heroine inwardly.

These days the real Supergirl wore red hot pants, matching red slippers, a blue blouse with her s-icon pertly centered over her heart and of course her trademark cape...simple sexy and above all feminine not like that trashy outfit Pseudogirl had stolen!

"Give it UP Supergirl I'm replacing you" snarled her doppelganger.

"The hell you are you witch!" Supergirl dived at her opponent bowling her over and sending the two opponents into a conveniently located Gotham City mud pit.

Meanwhile off to one side, Batgirl was circling warily around no less than Harley Quinn, the Joker's demented henchgirl.

All in all, just another Saturday night in Gotham City.

Batgirl bit her lower lip she was concerned that the two Supergirl's would be evenly matched, she had a made certain preparations but was loathe to use them if she didn't have to.

The Dominoed Daredoll's rumination was cancelled when Harley threw a savage savate kick at her head!

Batgirl ducked and assumed a tight judo stance, this Harley damsel was a royal pain!

"Batdollie has some new moves" thought Harley, "Didn't think she went in for the Japanese styles".

The two of them eyed each other warily.

Supergirl however was getting the worst of it as her fight took to the mud pit with a vengeance...shocking body blows were pounding her senseless, she already had a black eye, a bloody lip and several bruises on her lovely face.

Kara got in a few hard shots of her notably a smooth uppercut that sent her evil twin reeling.

Her opponent was frantic and knew nothing about fighting but she was strong....and she liked to pull hair.

Her every punch stung like kryptonite.

"Stay focused Kara" thought the Girl of Steel "She has powers but no experience or judgment - She just caught you unawares in the desert".

Pseudogirl grabbed another handful of Supergirl's glorious blonde mane, she gave it a vicious snarling tug.

"AWWWWWKKK!!! Let me Go!" wailed Kara who boxed her opponents ears savagely.

That broke up up the hair pulling scene, both "supergirls" stood apart eying each other with undisguised contempt,

"G-give up Lesley!" goaded Supergirl.

"I'm Lesla Lar you sell out!!"

Pseudogirl lunged at her hated antagonist, artfully the Caped Beauty sidestepped, and threw the fake into a punishing "crabwalker" hold that sent her antagonist down in the mire face first both girls were caked with clingy mud it was in their hair down their costumes a sumptuous mess!

"I-I can't hold her like this for long it's agony!" thought the heroine.

Slowly, painfully Supergirl reached up and gripped "Pseudogirl's" left boot heel she gave a sharp tug and broke it right off, her captive seemed to realize the danger and struggled wildly however Kara's grip was now noticeably firmer.

"Quiet you!" taunted the Maid of Might.

Just touching the boot heel burned though, Supergirl grimaced in pain.

Looking around, the Princess of Power noted with relief that Batgirl had subdued Harley without too much trouble.

"B-Batgirl!" she gasped "Sh-shield with lead!" The Kryptonian Kutie tossed the broken boot heel to the Darknight Damsel.

Just for a moment, Batgirl looked quizzical but then she expertly caught the object and stuffed it inside a small lead-line cask in her utility belt.

Supergirl stood up still a bit shaky from her ordeal "Come on Lesley its over! You are going back to Arkham!"

"Lesley" flipped over with wide maniacal eyes she sprang to her feet and went for Supergirl's throat "GIMME BACK MY POWERS YOU BITCH!!"

Supergirl was unperturbed she merely rapped gently on the muddy miscreant's forehead and sent her off to dream land!

Suddenly inexplicably the "enemy Supergirl" had lost her powers!

Only then, with Lesla subdued did Kara sag a little and rest her hands on her knees panting with an uncharacteristic exertion.

"Whatsamatta Supergoil? Losing yer edge?" taunted Harley from her handcuffed position on the ground.

Batgirl spun on her thee inch stilletos "You you be quiet!" she fished a cannister of batgas from her belt and spritzed Harley into unconsciousness.

"Awwwww" moaned the hateful henchgirl who feel into the deepest of slumbers, dreaming of her true love "The Joker".

Both heroines rose up battered but triumphant "Nice work...Batgirl" gasped the Caped Beauty.

The Darknight Damsel had a horrified look on her lovely face "S-Supergirl, you-you should..." her voice trailed off.

Quickly Batgirl fished a compact out of her utility belt and cracked it open, holding the tiny mirror up to Kara's face.

The Mighty Supergirl looked a fright! With a huge black eye, battered bruised face a split lip and mud everywhere.

The Girl of Steel looked aghast, this was AWFUL "Oh Rao MY HAIR! It's ruined!!!!" she wailed.

"Where were you, we lost contact for over a day, this goofball flew over Gotham and said she was you??" Batgirl was throughly confused.

"Not here Batgirl!" rapped Supergirl "We are done for the night! I'll fly these two back to Arkham, We will rendezvous at the usual place for a de-briefing."

"Check" said Batgirl.

"Looking forward to it ladies" said a feminine voice from out Batgirl's belt radio link.

Supergirl hefted both villainesses over her shoulders with the tiniest grimace of strain, she still hadn't recovered from the effects of her fight.

Up into the night sky she rose with a purposeful look on her busted up face.

Batgirl made for her motorcycle.

Epilogue: The Batcave an hour later.

Supergirl was reclined in a chair, tightly wrapped in a pink terrycloth towel with her hair all turbaned up she looked like a goddess at the Spa. A shower with a shampoo and Supergirl had recovered from most of the effects of her fight save for a porterhouse steak that was covering her black eye.

"Ridiculous!" she thought "Babs is such a mother hen these days!"

Off to the left was an old fashioned privacy screen, one by one a Batgirl costume was neatly folded over the top of the barrier.

A familiar voice asked "So who is Lesley and who is Lesla?"

Supergirl settled down in her chair, leaned back and smiled ruefully "They are one and the same! Lesley Aaronson is a sort of demented Supergirl fan...she has a psychotic belief that she is a Kryptonian named Lesla Lar...its made up from the letters of her Terran name."

"Okay so how did she get super-powers?"

"Oh that is totally embarrassing, years ago I created a unique isotope called kryptonite-X...I was trying for a cure for green-k poisoning and all I did was create an new version of that element. It weakens Kryptonians like me, but energizes the bodies of humans so that they gain super-powers!"

A new voice floated from out a nearby computer alcove "I still don't understand how she found the kryptonite-x?"

Supergirl sighed "I ah...improperly disposed of that Kryptonite-x sample...Lesley has an aptitude for engineering and physics. She constructed a kind of geiger counter that could detect elements in the Kryptonian periodic table of elements thats how she found it and gained super-powers!"

"And she hid that sample in her boot-heel?" asked the voice from behind the privacy screen.

"Yes, thank Rao she didn't swallow it or anything" sighed Kara.

Supergirl left out the disquieting part, that Lesley had to scour Midvale her old home town to recover that Kryptonite-x, anything that got her close to her secret identity as Linda Danvers, made the heroine nervous.

Finally, from out the privacy screen stepped not Barbara Gordon but the Black Canary leather jacket fishnet nylons and all, she gave Kara a demure peck on the cheek and lifted off the steak covering the Blonde Bombshell's eye. The Maid of Steel was of course, completely recovered though she still reclined regally.

They smiled quietly at one another, Kara winked.

"So then what happened, she heisted your old costume from the Metropolis Supergirl Museum..." asked Black Canary.

"Yeah that witch! And flew to Gotham where she decided to reform Harley and make her a sidekick!" rejoined the Maid of Might.

Which is when Barbara Gordon stepped in from the computer alcove of the Batcave, she tossed a small lead cask to Supergirl who caught it deftly.

"Its sealed up tight you can fly it to your Fortress in safety now" said the Darknight Damsel.

"My Rao Babs, you are huge!" smiled the Maid of Might.

Indeed Barbara Gordon AKA "Batgirl" was at least six months pregnant with a huge baby belly to her smiling credit.

"Pregnancy agrees with me" she said simply.

"A rich husband helps!" snarked Black Canary.

"Bruce isn't rich, he is stinkin' rich! There is a difference" shot Supergirl.

"You ladies are jealous!" mock-pouted Babs Gordon aka Mrs. Bruce Wayne.

Indeed, every since Babs had gotten pregnant her heroinely colleagues were taking turns impersonating Batgirl on the streets of Gotham. A little training and Kryptonian make-up technology and no one could pierce the subterfuge. Socialite Barbara Gordon- Wayne could get knocked up but if Batgirl vanished for nine months someone might put "Bat and Babs" together.

To stay in the game, the knocked up heroine ran ops from out the Batcave assisting her "stand-ins" with her limitless crimefighting knowledge.

Right now though, Babs was slightly confused, Supergirl had turned up missing for a whole day, her friends had feared for her life!

"Anyway...why couldn't we contact you? You were gone for a day?" asked the Black Canary.

"Oh Rao more embarrassment, after Lesley stole my costume she ambushed me out in Nevada. knocked me unconscious and left me for dead. But when I woke I had amnesia!"

"Amnesia?!!" Black Canary rolled her eyes, "Good grief it never ends with you Supergirl!"

She moved of towards her trademark tricked out Harley "Hate to fight crime and run, but I have to open the shop early tomorrow!"

"Dinah! thanks for subbing for me!" called out Babs.

"Anytime sweetie, who is scheduled next?"

"Ah the Huntress" answered the pregnant heroine.

"Okay call me if you need me!" and with that Black Canary exited the cave with a roar.

Barbara turned to Supergirl "Amnesia?"

"Yeah I wondered around for a day in the desert with no idea who I was...then I got to a General Store and of course nobody there blinked at my Supergirl costume they are used to girls in costumes out there I guess. Anyway it was new comics day, a couple of kids were buying the Fantastic Four Annual...that jogged my memory and bingo I was a heroine again!"

"The Fantastic Four", Babs rubbed her tummy looked dubious.

"Yeah the Fantastic Four" said Supergirl uncertainly.

Just then the elevator chimed and the door opened, out stepped the Wayne Family's loyal butler Alfred Pennyworth.

"Eep!" cried Supergirl who faster than a speeding bullet, doffed her towel and wrapped herself in the provided bathrobe.

Indeed Alfred entered with Supergirl's costume, washed, dried and pressed under his arm.

"Miss Kara I do apologise for the delay..."

"Oh Alfred you are a treasure!" trilled the Maid of Might.

Quick as a wink Supergirl vanished behind the privacy screen and began the slow process of dressing and primping.

Alfred was so indulgent of her to launder and press her costume like that, he knew instinctively that a true heroine likes to keep up a nice appearance.

Meanwhile, Alfred turned to Barbara with mock severity "Ma'am!" he intoned gravely "You promised Master Bruce that you wouldn't run ops past midnight in your third trimester he does so worry about you!"

Barbara Wayne Gordon, alias Batigrl, social and philanthropic leader of Gotham City looked like a blushing and abashed schoolgirl before this gentlemanly scolding.

"Gee Alfred my third Trimester is still a few weeks away...I-I'll be careful".

Alfred sniffed and picked up the porterhouse steak used to treat Supergirl's black eye "Is miss Kara done with this?"

"Sure am Alfred!" trilled the Kryptonian Kutie from behind the screen "Thanks!"

"Yes Ma'am"

"Oh Alfred you can feed that to Ace the Bat-hound now!" teased Babs.

"You mean Ma'am, Master Bruce's prize beagle Barnicle Bill" rejoined the Butler.

"Alias, Ace the Bat-hound!" said Babs.

"Yes Ma'am Ace the Bat-hound whatever you say...when Master Bruce returns from Metropolis he will be most unsettled to see you keeping all hours in this Batcave!"

Barbara sat down and put her biggest pair of puppy dog eyes, she dropped one hand over her baby belly and wheedled "Oh Alfred I've had the worst craving all night for a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with lots of pepper on the tomato and a big cold glass of milk...could you..." The Daredoll's voice trailed off plaintively.

Alfred smiled indulgently "Of course Ma'am in ten minutes in the pantry!"

"Thank you Alfred!" said Batgirl sweetly "Oh Oh Alfred please do we have fresh tomatoes??"

"Of course Ma'am!"

Alfred made for the elevator with the tiniest smile on his face, The Master was married, soon there would be children in Wayne Manor again and the tomatoes in his private garden were very ripe indeed.

Life was good.

Supergirl stepped out from behind the screen "Ta DA!" she sang, the disheveled crimefightress was gone and the sexy superheroine was back!

Batgirl grimaced "I have got to find you a husband maybe a nice bossy man can keep you out of trouble!"

"Oh I like being a working girl" said Kara.

"Assuming of course, that you ARE really Supergirl!" taunted Babs.

"Huh?" What??" Kara was confused.

Batgirl smiled grimly "You could be Lesla Lar, and poor Supergirl could be in Arkham right now! Tell me why a Fantastic Four comic should jog your memory so!?! - Your comic isn't out til next week and our Team Up book is bimonthly!"

"Ah yeah you are right, all my comics were sold out and the kids were buying the Fantastic Four..."

"Soooo" queried Batgirl.

Babs sat down and stared hard at her friend stiffling a tendency to giggle.

Supergirl blushed and looked at the cave ceiling, "Oh Ghod...you know that time I flew to New York to capture the Prankster with the Fantastic Four?"

"Yeah...it was the day we nailed the Penguin with all those gadgets I remember!"

"Well ahhhh...I sort of did it with Ben Grimm and thats why their comic brought back my memory" Supergirl looked at her red slippers in embarrassment.

Batgirl was aghast "THE THING TOOK YOUR CHERRY???"

"Ah well yeah but it was so poetic and sweet, you know me I like em' big and strong!" stammered the Maid of Steel.

"But Ben Grimm he looks like a modern art sculpture!" wailed the pregnant Midnight Maiden.

Supergirl looked wistful "No he is beautiful and strong he really made me feel good like I'd been claimed and like that!"

Babs shook her head and made for the elevator and her midnight snack.

"You are a piece of work yourself Kara you know that?"

"Thank you!" enthused the Caped Beauty.

"Listen next week I want to throw an all girl dinner for all my stand-ins, You Mary, Helena, Dinah...the whole crew...dig out your ball-gown we're all gonna look cute!" said Babs.

"I'll be there!" promised Kara "But its late and I have to get home to San Francisco!"

And with that the Supergirl rose into the air and flew silently out of the Batcave.

Babs waved a cheery goodbye and shut off the lights.

Out in the night air, Supergirl rose higher and higher, crossing the full moon like a nymph.

"I heard two healthy heartbeats in Barbara's womb tonight!" she thought "She is a lucky woman I wonder if she knows its twins?!"

Supergirl resolved not to say anything.

Higher she flew Gotham was a city of light beneath her, the Maid of Might smiled and looked up at the stars that shone down on her like a private blessing.

The End.